King B.
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*Note: This is only the bad stuff. This is a school assignment and I have taken the point of view of somebody who doesn't like the yard. Though some of it is true, I didn't mean to be so mean. :) Sorry! Enjoy the criticism.
The Edible School Yard is part of King Middle School in Berkeley, CA. It was founded by Alice Waters, the owner of Chez Panisse. So it should be amazing, right? Wrong. I'm a student there at King. I understand how people would love it from a distance, but when you are the one who's doing the cultivating and you are the one actually down on your knees getting dirty for something you might not even USE? Where's the justice people?!? Sure, the teachers are nice, but can't they come up with something interesting to do? Really, I've cultivated almost EVERY SINGLE TIME. Ever heard of originality? Come on, at least have us use some imagination and plan out a bed or something. And when we're walking through, we're not allowed to pick ANYTHING. Hello? WE MADE THE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!! Give us some credit! If I made my own garden I would be able to eat everything in it. Footnote: We can't eat it, except for in the kitchen. And even then, you might not be the class who eats it. ???? Again, I state: Where's the justice?!?
The kitchen is much better than the garden, but only when we make something good. And what's up with the vegetarian nonsense? This is not the cheeseboard. At the Cheeseboard, vegetarian pizza actually tastes GOOD. And the rice? Brown rice? Really? Just kill a chicken thats lying around in their cage and make WHITE rice, then we can have chicken and rice. Mmm, what a change. TASTES GOOD. Hey, cooking teachers, hear that? That's the sound of an actually good dish. The best part? Scallion pancakes. But guess what? I DIDN'T EAT IT. Even though I asked a gazillion times, we still didn't make it. And what was the substitution?
Salad.
What the heck? I had salad every single time last year! Booooooooring. Tastes terrible, boring and whats up with the broccoli in the salad? Really?
In short, the Edible Schoolyard CAN be okay--but more often than not is not good at all.