Emmeline W.
Yelp
Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely HATE wasting food, because I'm that friend who nags others about finishing their food to the last bite, the last drop, "think about the starving children in the world!!", etc. etc. But wtf Eggettes, you got me, because I think this is the first time I've thrown an order away.
Chocolate eggette: The edges are cut sloppily and the center is mushy like an undercooked pancake. I'm used to egg waffles being moist or chewy, but this is just plain doughy. The chocolate flavoring tastes like diluted, cheap hot cocoa. After pulling apart a piece, there was LINT in the egg waffle, like a long, gray piece of lint. Whyyyyy
Toffee milk tea: I got this with no ice and less sweet, which was still sugary af. The first thing I noticed was the overcooked boba... Super gooey and unappetizing. The light toffee flavoring initially goes well with the milk tea, but later leaves this fructose aftertaste. I'm no stranger to syrups and powders in milk teas, but this has that weird plastic flavor that screams artificial.
The workers here were friendly but inattentive... Trash on the tables and floor, and all they did was text, talk to each other, or space out. It's unacceptably dirty indoors-- floor is grimy/sticky and the walls have drink splatters. Just overall really gross, I won't be back.