Amber M.
Yelp
Rolling in the Deep... Fried Goodness!
Oh boy, oh boy, Egg Roll Boyz, where do I even begin with this culinary rollercoaster?!
Let's set the scene: It was a dark and stormy Tuesday, and my taste buds were crying out for adventure. Enter Egg Roll Boyz, the joint that's rolling up the competition and frying it to perfection.
I went for the "Philly Boyz Full," because, well, when in Rome... or Philly... or wherever my stomach was taking me! It was like someone took the heart and soul of Philly, threw it in a magical food blender, and said, "Hey, let's roll this up and see what happens!" What happened, you ask? A seasoned rib-eye steak, peppers, onionz, and American chz masterpiece happened, that's what. I decided to live life on the edge and swapped out the fried rice for double fries, because, as my grandma always said, "You can never have too many potatoes in one meal."
And just when I thought the culinary rollercoaster had reached its peak, the "Buffalo Boyz" entered the stage. Imagine this: seasoned chicken, Colby jack chz, cream cheese--all hugging each other tightly in a crispy egg roll embrace. And then, because life is all about those extra toppings, they hit it with signature Buffalo sauce and Bleu Chz crumbles, and served it with a side of celery to make you feel like you're making healthy life choices. Spoiler alert: you're not, and it's glorious.
The eggrolls? Rolled with so much love, I swear I heard Whitney Houston singing "I Will Always Love You" in the background. The service? Faster than me running to the gym after realizing what I just ate. The vibe? Like if happiness and deep-fried goodness had a baby.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a culinary adventure wrapped up in love, laughter, and a little bit of deep-fried rebellion, Egg Roll Boyz is your jam. Just don't plan on hitting the gym afterward; your food baby will need some time to settle.
Rating: (5 out of 5, because I'm all about that extra roll)