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EL CONCONQUISTADOR/LAS CASITAS REVIEW: 1 STAR
AUGUST 2023 - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING !!!!
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE RESERVATIONS AT EL CONCONQUISTADOR OR AT LAS CASITAS RESORT!!
HONEST REVIEW WITH $20,000 BILL ATTACHED (see photos)
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OVERVIEW: I just spent an 8-day stay at the El Conquistador Las Casitas (with my 16 and 13 year old sons), had the WORST VACATION of my 50-year life, and spent over $20,000 for it. Your ability to totally relax is greatly inhibited by the constant struggle to get any service. This place is a complete SCAM TO RIP YOU OFF with UPCHARGES THAT HAVE NO VALUE. I may not be able to do anything about it now, but I can try to WARN YOU so you do not fall into the same TRAP where they charge you a lot of money for mediocre food, poor service, long waits, and even rudeness. I love Puerto Rico and this is my third trip, but this was an AWFUL EXPERIENCE! I know PR has had some tough times due to Hurricane Maria and the Pandemic, but that does NOT excuse any of this...
Have you ever met a man or woman who was very attractive (pretty face/pretty view), but no real substance behind it? Well, that describes the El Conquistador and Las Casitas Resorts perfectly. Just a pretty face/pretty view gets old and is not the only element of a positive long-term relationship or the basis for a return customer. In a great relationship, intelligence, humor, and kindness are also highly desired qualities . At an expensive resort costing you over $2000 a day, things like professionalism, attentiveness, competency , and expediency are desired. Without these qualities (that El Conquistador and Las Casitas have very little of), the business will likely fail ...unless they can continuously find new customers who are not aware of the failings and hope the new customers fall into their "TRAP." While the hotel has some low-level employees who are very kind, those people alone cannot change the many, many problems that this resort has. Here are some details:
1. ALMOST NO VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY! I booked a Las Casitas 3-bedroom Ocean View with my two teenage sons for a summer vacation (and to celebrate my 50th birthday) that cost from $1700 -$1900 a day (including taxes). It was pretty and clean, but also in the most boring part of the resort. There are three pools/hot tubs and one mediocre restaurant (Las Tapas), but there is nothing else to do unless you go to the main resort (El Conquistador) or just leave the resort (explore Puerto Rico on your own). Because Las Casitas is so far away from the main resort, they have golf cart drivers to take guests to-and-fro (10-15 minutes each way). This also makes it very difficult for a quick mid-day stop to your room and you get to enjoy your room less. YOU CAN RENT IN THE SAME EXACT TYPE OF CASITA THROUGH AIRBNB or VRBO for roughly $400-500 a night: Airbnb Casita Village 3 bedroom, Las Casitas Conquistador - https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/51668624?source_impression_id=p3_1692634579_PCJY1q%2BuWi4%2BDcxx and 5546 3 Bedroom Ocean Front Las Casitas Village (vrbo.com) (see attached photos). Most of those units have washer/dryers too!!! And, the ridiculous El Conquistador/Las Casitas $1000 a day upcharge gives you nothing but an "assigned butler" who you can text if you want something. My butler was super nice, but half the reservations that I asked him to make (restaurants/cabanas) did not even work because the main hotel staff is so incompetent!!!!! SO, WHAT DID I GET FOR THE EXTRA $1000+ a day (more than AirBNB and VRBO cost)....simply access to the El Conquistador pools, restaurants, water park and private island. They are not worth it...more on that later! If you really want to use the El Conquistador pools or go to the private island for the day, just select a cheap room in the main hotel (like $350), pick up your arm bracelets at the main hotel front desk and head out! You can actually stay at a better resort or rent an AirBNB, and just consider the cheap $350 room at El Conquistador a "fee" for your need to use the pools/island. And, it will cost you a lot less than the $1000 a day UPCHARGE that I paid.