Nicole Opazo (Shisu)
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We walked in with my friends because the places we originally wanted to go to were either full or too noisy, so we decided to take a chance.
The first thing we noticed was the menu — full of spelling and grammar mistakes. That should’ve been a sign that this wouldn’t be the best experience. As Latinas, we don’t expect the dishes or drinks to be 100% authentic, but if you’re going to run a business inspired by Mexican culture, at least make sure the menu is properly written. For example, if you're going to write “choose your fighter” in English, don’t use the double exclamation marks from Spanish punctuation. And please — it’s “Cervezas” with a Z, not an S.
I ordered a lager beer with an extra $1 to “make it fuego” — which is another confusing mistake. That phrase doesn’t really make sense. If you meant “make it spicy” or “make it hot,” it would’ve been better to say “make it picante” or “make it caliente.” What I got was a canned beer with lime, salt, and hot sauce poured over the top. Honestly, it was all wrong. It’s extremely unhygienic (and this in a place that’s supposedly compliant with Serving It Right and Food Safe regulations). Not even the most humble, hole-in-the-wall spots in my hometown would serve beer like that. And for $7?
On the bright side, the server was very kind and attentive.
Lastly, we ordered some tortillas because we were hungry. I saw the measurements listed in inches, but I didn’t take the time to convert them — my mistake. Still, $13 for two tiny tortillas? Come on. They tasted good, at least, but they were ridiculously small. We were waiting for other friends to join us, but we ended up paying and leaving to go somewhere else.
Unfortunately, I don’t recommend this place. I’m only writing this review in the hope that they’ll at least fix the menu with the help of a native Spanish speaker — and seriously rethink how they present canned beer.