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Oh shit...here we go!
Ok we just walked in and i am the only greengo here and they all looked at me crazy- good sign!
Took a seat and it took a minute but here is chips y salsa. Dropped without a word.
Fresh and crunchy hard corn chips with...yup- salsa the way salsa should be made. Very spicy with large chunks of onions, jalepenos and cilantro. Oh man this is looking good! Oh shit thats spicy! YES!
Awesome menu with lots of traditional simple plates, like tortas, enchiladas and nachos, and a surprising amount of greengo choices like pancakes and bacon.
I ordered a steak/beef torta and two barbacoa tacos (balsy order for first time i know). Barbacoa will make or break a place am i right?!
I actually ordered 1 beef taco 1 steak torta and 1 barbacoa taco, but either my waitress didnt understand me, or she overruled my order (which i think was the case and i was cool with it).
To my pleasure, she asked corn or flour for the tortilla (if you order flour you are a child or dont belong...just sayin).
I asked for FRESH jalapeños and please make it spicy (once again the "this greengo loco" look washed over her.
She also said i had ordered too much and that i couldnt eat all of it. What? Someone cared about my experience an wallet? Or she knows the cook is lazy i dint know. Regardless i showed her my massive bicep (i can curl like 15 lbs.) and said "im a big boy!"
Shortly after i am brought what looks like a short cuban baguette sliced in half, butter grilled and filled with steak chunks (maybe 1/2 lb of meat-HUGE!) avacodo, sliced (yup) american cheese, mayonnaise lettuce and tomato. Unfortunately it came with pickled jalapeños instead of fresh. Without me saying a word, she jumped and said "oh baby you wanted fresh jalepenos" at which point she rushed off and returned with a large ramekin of fresh diced jalapeños and some hot ass red sauce.
As i dove into the torta, the world as i knew it ceased to end. At first sight i was disappointed, but after one bite i realized some mother freakin Einstein genius of a mexican cook had concocted this torta of all sandwiches. My world spun, my culinary life flashed before myeyes and i floated off to a world of plesure i did not know existed. Apparently the owner of the place (apparently 20 yrs strong as proprietor) saw me begin this spiritual food driven out of body experience, and asked me if everything was OK.
Now i dont speak spanish but apparently the spirit ran through because i rattled off something in fluent spanish that apparently meant this is one of the greatest things that has ever graced my face and accompanying mouth eyes and nose...holy shit.
She just nodded as to say "yeah no shit gringo 20
freakin years".
Now this out of body experience may have been spurred by the 4 alarm fire growing in and around my taco-vaccuum brought on by the fresh jalapeños and red fire sauce. Looking down from above i saw one of the staff try to spray me with a fire exstinguisher, but as expected from a small family run Mexican food restaurant that shit was broken and didnt spray me. Probably a good thing.
About the time the feeling started returning to my face my barbacoa tacos were brought out. The meat of the gods (my god at least) was perfectly as you want your barbacoa presented. It was greasy, but just greasy enough. There was very little visible fat, and had obviously prepared with love and care as the texture, consistency and flavor were all exactly as i hoped. Barbacoa perfection! And of course this angel of Tex-mex brought out fresh cut cilantro and sweet white onions. I had multiple tongasms at this point - shit.
To be clear, this is an old family owned restaurant for Mexican people. If you are picky dont go. Also, eyes forward dont look around as it is NOT as clean as you want. If you try hard enough you will probably find one or more health code violations (maybe maybe not, i didnt try), but I DONT CARE. For food this good i would eat in a grayhound bus station bathroom.
To take it farther, if you suck at all in any way dont go...i dont want to see you there and neither do i. Rule of thumb- if you tip less than 20-25% and are white DONT GO, you are better off at Uncle Julios or that burrito chain millenials eat. BTW millenials arent allowed in this place so fuckoff please all you millenial entitled dipshits..
I will offer this advice, dont order ice tea- just dont.
5 stars is not enough, these people RULE! I cant wait to return. Bless you El Jordan, bless you.