Ed H.
Yelp
So like, whenever I end up in Portland, one of my winners of friends decide to hand me shots of vodka en masse and I tend to spend half my time hungover and crawling towards mexican food, water, Kim Jong Grillin or the other side of a casket. Point being is that I tend to end up here often enough and since I'm in the market to review food now since my girlfriend thinks I'm jokes or something idk, well I figured I'd talk about El Nutri Taco.
So like...have you had Mexican food? Cause like this is done basically as well as everyone that has mexican food out there. That's not meant as an insult. Mexican food is "not broke, don't fix it" type of food. This place is basically just out of my distance willing to travel so I tend to stay at home, cry and get some nasty melty potato smear from Taco Bell, since that's in spitting distance.
Yo can you move this place to closer to...anywhere? Like what's around there? Nothing. Dirt and suburbs.
I mean yeah the food is good, but not like I'm gonna run 5kms to go get something like a veggie chimmi and say that was a time well spent. Hey, El Nutri Taco, pray that Taco Bell doesn't make chimmis, cause that would be the final nail in the coffin for you. Don't blame me, blame geography. Thems the breaks, kid.