Andrea R.
Yelp
Man, I had really high hopes for this place. I'm Puerto Rican and I visit at least twice a year since my parents live there along with all my family. The food on the menu is pretty authentic. I got excited when I saw alcapurrias on the menu, because honestly where can you find an alcapurria here in the US? Well I ordered it, and my heart was full of joy while I was waiting.
The food took a while, and maybe that's because of a shortage on staff? There was one girl seating guests, waiting tables and even making drinks. She was so nice and she really deserves a raise because the dining room got full quickly and she handled it very well. I cant imagine having to serve 6+ tables with big parties by myself. Luckily I wasnt that bored waiting for my food, because they were blasting reggaetón music videos off of YouTube. Not very classy, but hey, as long as the food is good Im not that picky.
Well after waiting like 20 mins for the alcapurria I was served a long, burnt, flavorless object of sadness. If you try this alcapurria, please know that it in no way represents what an alcapurria is. Alcapurrias are crunchy, flavorful, tender and mouth watering. All I could taste was the old oil they used to fry it and the bland ground beef they used to stuff it. Nasty and disgraceful. It was also chewy so I'm guessing it was frozen. Go to Isla Verde in PR and learn how to do it the right way!
After that we received a platter of fried foods. It had tostones, queso frito, carne frita, some fried hot dog thing and yuca. Tostones were sub par, the carne frita was gristly and gross, the queso frito was nice but where's the guava dip, the hot dog stuff was good but is that even authentic? No. And the yuca was great, but why serve it in tiny little Chunks? Where do you ever see that? Skimping out on me much? Lol
The main course was a Cubano. It's a pretty huge staple in Puerto Rican bakeries. It was decent, I mean how can you mess it up? The pork was good but lacking in flavor. Almost like it was kind of missing salt, But it was he best part of the meal.
Now on the plus side they did me right by giving me the entire bottle of mayo ketchup and garlic oil! Some places will skimp on you with that, but I definitely like to slather my food in it, so I appreciate the generosity. The prices however aren't worth the food at all but to each it's own. You can get in alcapurria that'll change your life for $2 in PR. This one is about $5 and it'll ruin your life (jk) but forreal, it's bad.
Will I ever return? No.