Jared U.
Yelp
my reviews are stories, friends.. enjoy the read or just go getcha some.. i DID give it 5 stars..
i had to get myself a personal mailbox cuz life happens and houses burn but the world keeps moving and i needed a physical address and a personal mailbox (pmb) allows one to do that.. got one at the nearby ups store so i've had occasion to make my way downtown semi-regularly.. the words 'shredded beef'--and just plain cheese!! queso me up!!--caught my eye and piqued my interest because shredded beef is the way (i keep using that phrase even tho the mandalorian didn't do it for me.. don't hate, i tried.. both seasons), but for whatever reason, i opted to pass..
well, during my foray to fetch the mail i realized my mistake and decided it must be remedied!! so i exit the ups and head for wherever that empanada was making it's very temporary home and . . . i couldn't find it!! couldn't possibly be right; how did this magical window to empanada-land just disappear?? was it sucked back into narnia or fillory and i missed my chance to go?!? DAMN!!!
no, this was just part of a growing body of evidence that i can be pretty dumb sometimes.. i got another empanada close by but is was regular old ground beef and no plain cheese.. they were good, but my belly-heart was unfulfilled.. i'm plain baffled by my own densitude..
the next time i went down fairyland was revealed!! it was 8.30 which is early i guess cuz apparently miami doesn't know what morning is.. (that's a jab at miami, not the restaurant..) they were only just opening so no yummies yet, but at least now my dumb-donkey knows where it is..
i'm still learning about the many cultural differences in cuisine in this particular melting pot, so i didn't know this is a venezuelan place.. i also didn't know they make theirs out of a sweet corn batter, much like the arepas i've had (at fairs and food festivals) and i'm totally here for it.. got a shredded and a plain cheese of course, but i also got a sweet plantain and cheese for later (which doesn't mean i didn't take a bite to try it while it was warm, cuz i did).. all delicious..
now, sauces!! i love sauce.. like a lot.. and their's is tip top.. i asked for spicy but they also gave me a white sauce; some kind of aioli?? loved it.. and the spicy was not mid-western-white-people spicy (which is to say basically not at all.. if you've tried to get spicy food in indiana you know what i'm talking about.. [end if that comes off as prejudiced i'll remove it] nice little burn that one.. delightul.. the two mixed nicely together as well..
still here?? proud of you.. el sitio is going in my "yum!" list and i will be back to explore the rest of their glorious looking menu..