Austin B.
Yelp
tl;dr these mind-blowing chicharrones are sold by the pound and chopped up to-order
The self-proclaimed Queen of Chicharron, Elsa La Reina Del Chicharron has become a local legend. The business began as a small pop-up, cooking up chicharrones (fried pork) for the community, and over 2 decades has grown into a multi-store chain. The Washington Heights location pops out from other businesses on the block, with its royal blue awning and inviting blue-and-white checkered exterior.
As you enter, your eyes are immediately drawn to the plantain-yellow plastic menu, the only personalized decoration against the austere white tile. Most of the space is dedicated to the food display counter and prep area. Incandescent lighting, mismatched wooden paneling, a makeshift COVID plexiglass barrier, and flat-screen TV playing a Latin talent show round out the decor, and Spanish-language music plays unobtrusively throughout the space. A steady stream of local rolls keeps the room busy. Despite a small counter with a few barstools opposite the food display, the spot really is geared toward takeout.
During my midday weekday visit, I was able to immediately place my order for 1.5 lb of chicharrones, mofongo, and a side of tostones. As I waited about 10 minutes for the tostones and chicharrones to be prepared, I watched the staff weigh out and chop the pork before my eyes, then pile them into a large aluminum takeout tray.
The chicharrones were unbelievably good: they sported a perfectly crispy skin, balanced out by a lump of tender, fatty meat that never felt overly greasy. The chicharrones were solid alone but were enhanced with provided dipping sauces. The softball-zed mofongo was dense and generously loaded with chicharrones, albeit somewhat dry. Finally, the tostones were sadly wholly forgettable: slightly limp and unseasoned, these were helped out tremendously by seasoning and sauces that we had on-hand at home.
The staff members are native Spanish speakers, but I had no trouble ordering despite my limited fluency. The bill was just over $40, and the portion of food was enough to leave us well-stuffed. Realistically, we could've stretched this portion out for another meal each, but we couldn't put down the addictive chicharrones. Next time, I don't plan to purchase anything beyond a hefty container of the namesake.