Christopher G.
Yelp
Here's the thing about giving the Esquire five stars: it does not, in itself, deserve them. It earns the rating mostly by default, for what it represents and for being the only theater that represents it.
Here's what is wrong with going to this theater. Parking on Ludlow sucks, and always will. The box office is located outside the building, so that lines frequently form along the sidewalk--in certain kinds of weather, you can see how this might be a problem. Once you get in, you find the theaters are quite small compared to the larger chains. While this makes a certain amount of sense, because the clientele is much smaller and cavernous rooms would make little sense, the size and the low attendance have this unintended side effect of intimacy. Any talking from other moviegoers is terrifically obvious to you, and you feel unable to do any talking of your own for fear of disrupting them. Add to this the fact that, on a weekend night, the price of all this is very close to what you'd pay for the De Lux in Florence, which is all around much comfier and fancier.
But the Esquire's trump card is that it's an independent theater, which simultaneously excuses many of its flaws (they'd probably go under if they didn't charge an arm and a leg, for instance) and elevates it beyond most other theaters in town, as long as you're the type who goes to movies because you love them, not because it's Friday and you need something to spend money on. There are always a handful of mainline shows, but these are typically limited to those films that are popular or in wide release while maintaining some kind of indie attitude or aesthetic (like The Artist).
For the most part, the Esquire shows artsy, foreign, or otherwise less mainstream fare, and for that one service, the only one of its kind in town, I offer the highest possible rating. In many ways it's an inconvenient place to go, but once you're inside, once the movie is on, it's my favorite theater in Cincinnati. And when it's over, now that all the hard parts like parking are already done, you can always just hit up the rest of that wonderful stretch of Clifton, like Ambar or Sitwells. Make a hipster night of it.