Jimmy M.
Yelp
Excellent brews. Nice place to sit outside and have a few beers with friends after work. Come here for the beer, and don't order any food, unless you plan on being here for a very, very, long time. I came with a group to watch a local performer. I was warned about the slow food, but it was a weekday afternoon, not busy at all, so just I ordered one cheese sticks app. How long can cheese sticks take on a slow day? I waited over an hour. This is how it works; You order at the tent. There are two people working the food tent. You can see the girl cooking the orders one at a time, by herself, while the man taking the orders stands there doing nothing, waiting for the next unlucky customer to come along. The girl is not capable of cooking more than one thing at a time, and the man is not capable anything except standing there and taking orders, distributing pagers(to let you know when your food is ready) and repeating "no, your pager is not broken, your food is still not ready yet" over and over and over again. I was with a group, and we were about to leave. I was about to take a loss and abandon my cheese sticks when the pager finally went off. Everyone in my group laughed at me, because I had been warned not to order food. They graciously waited for me. The cheese sticks were surprisingly delicious. They were spicy and perfectly breaded and fried. But it does not take 90 minutes to fry a few cheese sticks.
Exhibit A, seriously, give up on the food thing. You would have much better reviews if you just stuck to beer. If you must, sell bags of pretzels, peanuts or potato chips. You can't handle food cooking. You have tried, and you have failed. Stick to what you do well.