Farmboy

Food was overall good. The burgers were crispy, buns were toasted, all the veggies on it tasted fresh and crunchy. The Brussels sprouts were such a delicious surprise, I'd definitely recommend trying that along with the Farmboy burger. With all that said, it was a REALLY long wait for our food. It was around 40 minutes before we got our food but luckily there was football being aired. I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt because it seemed like there was only one really young man working and he was very sweet.

We typically come here for a quick burger with a beer this one time we had a $50+ nightmare for 2 burgers and 2 orders of fries, that never made it to us. The food took over 1 hour, as they had lot our order, we had our baby with us, and the justification was “we are not used to having so many orders at once” 5 tables that order after us - got their food before us. We decided to wait to get the food, big mistake. Our burgers were burnt, we missed an order of fries, and the one order of fries we got was a mixed of whatever they had laying in there. I would appreciate that a small business owner takes his business seriously, at least in front of customers, be polite, understanding, and present. If you want to have a good experience, bring your own food I rather wait and get food that is not burnt, but if you start losing orders, burning food, and not caring about your customers that’s a BIG RED flag for me.

Once I saw the string lights and metal barstools… immediately knew it would be an overly priced meal. Summer menu’s in effect, and prices are definitely up — over $20 for a 4oz burger and fries. It’s inside a brewery, so more of a hangout spot than a food-first place. Ended up waiting 20-25 minutes for my order. My buzzer didn’t go off so order was just sitting there. Not a deal breaker. Also put in my number to get a text receipt, but never got it. Slightly annoying. Got two burgers (the OK, OKAY and the Farmboy) and aptly named… Burgers are OK. Jojos were soft and good, overly salty though.

Overall I'm impressed with the food. Pros: -Every food item we got was great. -The Thicky burger really was thick and very filling. It was priced at $16, which feels steep for a burger with no sides, but after eating it I'm not mad at that price. Meat patty was SO well seasoned. Probably the most seasoned meat patty I've ever had. Honestly I'm not 100% sure what else was in that burger but it was tasty and unique. Don't think I've had a similar burger elsewhere. The "thickles" (pickles) were sweeter than normal but I actually sort of liked that. -Brussel sprouts are good, flavorful, and was a nice portion size. -Jojos were super fluffy and soft on the outside with a crispy exterior. -None of the food was overly oily, which surprised me a little. I expected the find a puddle of oil under the sprouts or for the jojos to seep oil in my to-go container but that wasn't the case at all -Service was nice. Cons: -Only concern about this place is cleanliness/food safety. I'm not saying it's dirty, but it wasn't exactly clean either. I did see grease stains on the window peering into the kitchen, smudges on the fridge, chicken thigh sitting out (possibly about to be used?), cheese wheel out, number buzzer for our order was greasy, etc. Napkins on the outside were stained with oil. It would be great if they really deep cleaned this place. -30-40 minute wait. I think the food worth it for the wait at least once but that is a LONG time so don't come here too hungry or with no friends/entertainment Neutral/Notes: -This place is located inside Future Primitive Brewery.

We waited an hour to get 3 burgers and 2 french fries. It was good burgers but definitely not worth the wait at all. When we got the burgers they were cold. Seemed like they sat out for awhile if they were that cold. They did not even apologize for the hour wait. Just don't go here if you can't wait an hour for a burger.

The longest I have ever had to wait for two burgers and fries at 4:45p on a Friday. It took an hour for a to-go order. The food was good but do NOT plan on this being a quick trip in.

Farmboy Bites was a great find! We love smash burgers and their's are delicious! The staff was friendly and the food came out fairly quickly. JoJos: we got the JoJos and they were good! They had a great seasoning and the potatoes ranged in size making it fun to reach into the back and see what you got. Farmboy: with two 2oz smashed patties, their special sauce, thickles, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and sweet onion, this was my favorite burger! The thickles we pickled in an interesting brine which was not my favorite, but worth a try. Chzbrgr: one 4oz smashed pattie, smoky ketchup, thickles, cheese, and sweet onion. This was a good burger! I didn't care for the smoky ketchup, but luckily I had some special sauce to dip it in!

Got a Chopped Cheese and it ripped. Very tasty. They were out of jojos which was a pretty big let down. It also took like 30 minutes to get a burger which was a bit much for me. I think as this place has more time to work on processes it'll be incredible. Will be back.

Farm boy Bites is housed right next to Future Primitive Brewing in the White Center area of the Seattle metro area. We have been going to socials nearby fairly frequently the passed year and have made it a tradition to get beers at the brewery followed by a meal every time we go to the socials. Last night was our first time to try out Farmboy Bites because in our minds there are lots of good restaurants in the area and we are often trying out those. Farmboy specializes in smashed burgers and the beef is organic and local. Unfortunately I had a big and late lunch and didn't want a regular sized burger but instead got a children's sized Cheeseburger. It proved to be excellent and was just the right amount. It was very good! We split some French Fries and those too were wonderful! They were cooked and cut perfectly! The portion of the fries are generous so a party of two could easily split these. Looking forward to a return trip and maybe get a regular sized burger but I have absolutely no complaints with what I did have!

Filling and tasty burgers, quick ordering service at the window. Fair burger: get this if you really enjoy the meatiness of a burger. Tasty and charred burger patties, a really solid burger Farmboy burger: my favorite burger so far because it has the freshness from the lettuce, tomato, and thickles (house made thick pickles), cuts through the heaviness that is a meat patty with cheese Tater tots: solid crispiness and a good amount served Jojos: fluffy inner potato with a crispy exterior, really enjoyed these!

Best burgers in all of Seattle. And don't even get me started on the jojos. Perfectly crispy outsides that are well seasoned, with incredibly fluffy insides. The chicken is a can't miss also. Go hungry so you can order it all!!

I'm a little obsessed. This place is seriously delicious, EVERYTHING. Best food truck salads I have ever had. Their smash burgers are so so good and their Jojos are superb. Super reasonable prices and set up at Future Primitive White Center.

Always 5 stars, always dependable, always good, always on my mind. I go with subbing in an impossible patty and this place brings all the taste to truly make my vegetarian dreams come true!

Dude giving 1 star review for a place he ain't even tried is wack. Don't let that scare you off. Go try a Farmboy and some of the best jojos you've ever had -- get a Thigh Baby as well. Thank me later. Seriously one of the top burgers in Seattle, if not the King right now.

Enjoy it while they are still relatively a hidden gem, despite the Seattle Times write up last year.

I have tried multiple times for eat here within the hours that is stated. Each time I am told they are closed by someone at bar with a snort of distain that is a combination of the Simpson's comic book guy and a tween when you play them any music you liked when you were their age..