Fast Times

A great retro 80's pizza and ice cream shop! As a small business too it's always radical to see new places pop up, and we are humbled that this new spot wants to serve locally made mead by Wyrd Leatherworks and Meadery! Cheers guys and best wishes! The pizza was bomb and the salad portions are huge! Get the slice and salad combo! Love all the 80s references around the business! There's also arcade games and a photo booth!

Stopped in for a slice. Spicoli approved! Got a slice of the Blade Runner and a slice of the Gnome Garden. Crust is thin and crispy with a little flop to it. excellent pizza. $4 happy hour slices till 5pm is the best deal on the East Side. Dine in special of a slice and a salad for $8 is a great deal as well. Serves plant based soft serve ice cream. I will have to try it next time.

Great pizza and the gluten free crust is delish! Not a lot of sauce which was great!

The magnum P.I with Canadian bacon, jalapeños, bacon and pineapple was delicious. I came back the next week and had the same one. Their vegan option with white sauce is next on my list….

Really enjoyed it. Good crust and flavors. And soft serve? Yes please.

So glad to have another vegan pizza option in town! I stopped in to Fast Times to order a pie to go. The service was great. I was asked if I had any questions about the menu. The person behind the counter even helped me to select between two pizzas I was trying to decide on. I ended up ordering She-Ra. The vegan garlic cream sauce was amazing!! There were a few pinball machines and other arcade games. They also have a fun 80's vibe. As of this review they do not serve alcohol, but there is a bar next door and they are working on obtaining their license to serve. For those of you who do not want a vegan pizza, they also have nice vegetarian and carnivore pies. Pizza can be ordered by the slice or by the pie. Great addition to Portland!

We're a fellow business in the area and had some of your wonderful pizza delivered, it was very delicious. And will be ordering again soon.

Have been here twice. Loved it both times. Excellent pizza and crust! I have been recommending it to family and friends.

What a gem! I was really impressed by this "new" pizzeria, and when it comes to pizza, I am very picky! Great pizza, huge space, cozy patio, fun themed décor, super fun arcade. The crust was just perfect - crispy but still enjoyable to chew, light brown and cooked with no burns, as all pizzas should be. Super selection of vegan and vegetarian pies! One of the most extensive I have seen around. The place offers tons of space and privacy, with some nice booths on the left end. The patio is roomy and cozy. They even have a nice tree that hosts a funny miniature "gnome village." Worth visiting just for that! The 80s-inspired arcade is a lot of fun. I hadn't played StreetFighter2 in 20 years - had a long trail of memories popping up from that. Parking is difficult in that area. The only downside. Highly recommend!!

Sizzle pie just got a radical 80's facelift and is back and brighter than ever. Really happy this place kept the pizza theme as its the go to for late nights on SE Burnside. Theres arcades, 80's music, small toy windows, and just about everything from the 80's you can imagine here. The cocktail menu is also really clever with names too. I got the EctoCooler with its signature green color and orange slice which was delicious. The pizza is also themed after movies. Got a slice of Children of the Corn and happy to say the corn amount was top notch. Their grand.opening had killer deals on full pizzas and on Sunday a synthwave band played a show. There was plenty of space and cozy booths to sit in. Heres looking forward to more to come from the latest retro pizza spot in town!

I was just in the area and thought I'd check out a new spot. I loved the vibe and the music. I appreciated the broad range of slice options. The staff were friendly, and the seating was comfy. My two slices were quite tasty. The crust was just shy of perfect in a way I couldn't quite put my finger on. It was wonderful crisp with a slight fluff. It was just a smidge chewier than I wanted. I loved the fun peppers flakes they had instead of the standard stuff. I have a soft spot for any and all hatch chile things from my time in Colorado. They definitely pack some beautiful heat. Would totally come back some time!

Vegan Pizza by the Slice!!! I discovered Fast Times on a trip to Portland that was planned with plant-based restaurants in mind. That being said, Fast Times was not initially on my radar as they recently opened and I was lucky enough to discover them while I was there. I love the variety this pizza shop offers and was so stoked to actually be able to order a slice of pizza. It was an awesome feeling to able to order a single slice like my non-vegan friends have done over the years at shops with no options for me. There were two vegan slice options available during my visit vegan cheese and SHE - RA with vegan garlic sauce, vegan sausage, roasted red pepper, basil, and vegan mozzarella. I love everything about it and was especially impressed with the garlic sauce and how well the vegan mozzarella melted. Fast Times also offers plant-based soft serve. While the swirl was not yet available due to the restaurant still in the early stage of opening, the vanilla soft serve was absolutely amazing and the perfect sweet treat after pizza. Vegan or not, check this place out!

So glad to have another vegan pizza option in town! I stopped in to Fast Times to order a pie to go. The service was great. I was asked if I had any questions about the menu. The person behind the counter even helped me to select between two pizzas I was trying to decide on. I ended up ordering She-Ra. The vegan garlic cream sauce was amazing!! There were a few pinball machines and other arcade games. They also have a fun 80's vibe. As of this review they do not serve alcohol, but there is a bar next door and they are working on obtaining their license to serve. For those of you who do not want a vegan pizza, they also have nice vegetarian and carnivore pies. Pizza can be ordered by the slice or by the pie. Great addition to Portland!

Fast Times is the latest creation from Sizzle Pie co-founder Matt Jacobson. It's even housed in the original location of Sizzle Pie on East Burnside Street. Similarly, the menu has sections dedicated to meat pies, vegetarian pies, & vegan pies. I ordered delivery via DoorDash last evening. I tried the Goonies Never Die (olive oil, vegan chicken, vegan mozzarella, red onion, pineapple, jalapeno, bbq sauce) & the Just Like Heaven (red sauce, vegan ricotta, finished with olive oil, basil, & sea salt). Both pies were perfectly cooked & $28 for an 18-inch pizza in Portland these days feels like a bargain. I look forward to trying more of Fast Times' vegan offerings, including a selection of four salads with vegan ranch. They also offer vegan ice cream for those who like sweets. Welcome to the neighborhood, Fast Times!

First time order, but won't be the last. 12 in. Spiccoli add mushrooms & basil. It was GREAT! Crust, red sauce, amounts of topping, ALLL of it. I'm pleasantly amazed.

Love this place! Pizza was so delicious and the staff was amazing! We also enjoy playing the pinball games.

Pizza had a scab on it! So gross. Zero stars. If you like scabs, you'll love this place!

So happy that the neighborhood has delicious slices back - and plant based soft serve to boot! Customer service was also excellent - sweet staff, very happy for them and their grand opening. Excuse my poor photo we got so excited when we opened the box.

amazing pizza anazing ice cream cool decor ice cream staff is nice some of the staff is from old sizzle pie

great service and excellent pizza! like, seriously, yummers! this place is totally worth a visit