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Yelp
Barbie has a thing for Fat Straws, and I can understand that. She gets the little tapioca balls in her mouth, chews on them a bit, and always swallows, but only, and I repeat only, for Fat Straws. She also likes "Long Straws" but I'm not sure where the listing for that is.
She said that the Fat Straw I got was good and fairly satisfying, but she actually prefers, and I quote, "Fatter Straws." I'm not sure where the listing is for that either.
I'm not actually a big fan of the Fat Straws franchise though, and I have to say that I honestly don't get it. Fruitealicious is another local chain, and I think it's much better. I do appreciate them but I don't think they're great. There's somewhere between okay and good.
And if a lot of cute girls come here, it's Thot Straws. And if Ben Affleck comes here, it's Bat Straws. And if Starlight comes here, it's Cat Straws.
I haven't had an amazing drink here yet but they haven't been bad either. Service has been really nice at all the locations we've been to - which is three or four now I think. My favourite thing about this place is definitely the pictures that Barbie took here. There are some interesting sunlight Shadows cast inside so it's not great for pictures but it's better than nothing. A lot better.
And if you come here to talk, not drink, it's Chat Straws. And if the employees *really* don't like you, it might be Spat Straws. And if a Middle Eastern legend comes here, it's Arafat Straws. And if Mr Mackey comes here, it's MrHat Straws.
It gets pretty packed in here, and the AC isn't so great in warm weather (which in Dallas is about 13 months a year). It's a good hangout spot, although a bit dated. Must be one of the older locations - possibly the original.
And if you fall out of the tall building across the street, it's Splat Straws. And if your partner is clearly just using you, go to Doormat Straws. And if you have no clean clothes, go to Laundromat Straws. And if you're rich, go to Aristocrat Straws. And if you wanna imitate Manson, go to Copycat Straws. And if you wanna stop a fight, go to Diplomat Straws. And if you can do the splits in mid air go to Acrobat Straws.
Or a strip club.
Maybe it'll be called "Polecat Straws."