Stephen H.
Yelp
I came home from Fernando's Alegria today, realizing I needed to write a quite negative review. Looking for his Yelp page, I read on another url that his cart in Asylum had been robbed and severely damaged in January. I felt really bad about that.
I have only written a handful of reviews, on anything, ever... but, as sorry as I felt about Fernando being robbed, I don't think withholding my review is going to fix anything. If there will be a positive, it might be that he would upgrade his food (and perhaps his customer base) - at least regarding the Special Beef Burrito, which is the top-liner - apparently - at this cart.
I have been eating Mexican food for a half-century, where I used to live, and over the last 35+ years: at least an average of one beef burrito per week, often from rustic taquerias (Mission District, SF). Unfortunately, this one at Asylum was the worst burrito I have ever had, by a long shot. The outside appearance was encouraging, but, when I first bit in, I immediately was biting on, and chewing, gristle. Ugh. But I figured that was a fluke: that gristle had gotten into the meat, and that things would improve soon. Unfortunately, not at all. Every bite was into some kind of irregular mush: cutting into it, you couldn't tell what you were looking at mostly. The burrito was described as a "steak" burrito, but I never found anything that tasted or looked, or chewed like, clean meat, or "steak". Virtually every ?piece, ?bite - hard to know what to call it - yielded the unmistakable texture (and sound) of gristle (sinew, ligament, connective tissue), often with the unmistakable texture of fat. Not just fatty meat, but actual chunks of pure fat. This "steak" was the worst quality meat I have ever had in any kind of street food, or cart, and I've traveled on the ground in 40+ primitive and developing countries. There were some pieces of what was probably green pepper in there (still crunchy), but the main "mass" was a sort of puréed, ill-defined mixture. It looked like it was coarsely ground up together. You could tell that some of that did include rice grains - but totally soggy.
I buy frozen burritos at Trader Joe's with far more flavor and much better texture (and none of the disturbing and extensive gristle and fat), but at 1/4 of the price I paid today (albeit smaller in size). It's too bad that Fernando is using "reject" meat, that you could NEVER serve in a taqueria, where the steak is chopped in front of you, sizzling on the grill, and you can see it. In this burrito, I think the puréed texture of all the ingredients is designed to make it impossible to visually recognize what you are eating. But when you chew on gristle and fat, you know it, even if you can't see it.
So, I wish Fernando the best, but he will have to find a way to recoup the losses from the robbery, but still choose to serve a grade of meat that looks and tastes like meat, and not gristle and gross fat. Good luck, amigo.