Jennifer L.
Yelp
I was too busy yesterday to give my review of Flavor Hills, so here goes...
The ambience is lacking. Typical flower wall, of which the LED signage on one wall wasn't even lit. Looked very ghetto (for lack of a better word ). Lots of plugs haphazardly scattered around. Ceiling has an industrial 'finish', but it's inconsistent, so just looks like it's in need of repair.
45 min wait.
Table became available. At this point more than 1/2 the restaurant was empty. We were seated right in front of the path to the kitchen (which was very odd considering how empty the establishment was).
We waited. & waited. & waited. Many servers walked by. I noticed the bar was fully staffed, as was the kitchen, & hostess station. No one came. I saw someone walking by and grabbed her attn.... Bingo! It was the mgr. Very weird exchange, but ultimately she said she would send someone over and apologized for the delay. (You know how you watch a comedian that isn't funny, & they keep saying matter of fact stuff over and over to the point it becomes uncomfortable?) - That was the exchange...
A few moments later a dude walks up. He's ready to serve us... He says - Waddup y'all! My bad! We took a minute tah get ova here! You feel me! Imma tell you rn, the kitchen is backed up! They slammed! Imma be honest doeeee! You feel me!
I'm like wth?
Sir, we are not homies. Second, how are they slammed & 1/2 the restaurant is empty?
Then another server approaches him. "You got them? Cuz I was bout to. Nah bro, you can. Shoot somebody need to help 'em doe.... Well, imma do it. I got em.
This exchange takes place 6 inches from the table.
I order a specialty cocktail. It comes out in the wrong glass, no ice, no garnish, missing most of the ingredients that are listed on the menu.
I order oxtail & grits, & a blueberry pancake. The blueberry pancake has blueberry compote in the pic.
He orders a French toast meal with eggs and bacon, with a side of home fries, and Mac & cheese, & a blueberry pancake .
The pancakes arrive. They are very light, & have no blueberry compote. There are like 2 or 3 blueberries in the cake.
I take a bite. It tastes like raw batter.
I didn't receive my oxtail & grits bc I was told they had sold out, so I went with the server's suggestion of catfish and grits. The catfish was steaming hot - yay. The catfish sat atop grits & what should've been a remoulade sauce drizzle, with collards. Instead of grits with a remoulade accompaniment, they gave me 1/2 & 1/2 - remoulade to grits ratio.... And it was all lukewarm. The server replaced my cold order... The replacement was missing the remoulade sauce altogether.
His French toast was very gummy and soft. Same raw pancakes. Mac & cheese looked dry and dusty like it was in the fridge since Thanksgiving. Home fries were cool.
What a dreadful experience.
1/10. Do Not Recommend.