Joe MacKenzie
Google
Excellent bar if you're looking for a place that's juuuuust dirty enough to rationalize getting wildly drunk. You're like, "This place could be fun if I was wasted". Then you try to chug an alcoholic slushy, get a brain freeze, and start crying. I honestly couldn't tell if the bar was going for a "dive bar" aesthetic or if it was actually structurally unsound.
Pros: Outdoor areas, acceptable DJ, frat bar style slushies.
Cons: So much cigarette smoke. One of the employees had a gun. Bar is metaphorically empty until 1:00 AM.