Chara C.
Yelp
Unfortunately... quite the disappointment. I had thought this place was supposed to be upscale, high quality food but I was wrong. My friend that had gone a few times to another location brought me here, as this was their favorite steak spot - and even they were let down. Not sure if there's any part of the experience that I really can commend other than that the waiters checked on us regularly enough. To start off, I thought it was weird that they wouldn't take walk-ins when there were tables clearly empty, but the hostess said reservations only - so we checked online, and there was an opening in 15 minutes so we booked that and then were able to get a table.
Next the sides bar, which had cheeses, salami/cured meats, roasted veggies, salads, rice, beans, soup, etc. - was honestly super boring. I was underwhelmed by the options. I tried the brazilian potato salad, which I was excited for - and it was the worst one I've ever had. Undersalted and tasted just like straightup mayo, nothing else. Veggies were also undersalted, no other noticeable seasoning, nothing exciting about them. Didn't even go for the salami/cheese - it's a steakhouse, why are you offering these cheap deli meats?? I tried the tomato soup, as one of the workers passed by and said that that was good - but alas was nothing exciting either. Tomato soups from cartons from grocery stores are much better. (Also on a side note, I didn't get why the beans and soup were not labeled - the beans just looked like a dark stew which people not accustomed to latin cuisine might not understand, and the soup was just plain confusing without a label and it also didn't help that they didn't have any soup bowls left next to it.)
Next, drinks. I ordered a Passionfruit Caipirinha and my friend a Cucumber Mint Smash or whatever it was called. Yikes. Their drink tasted watery while mine tasted too strong and WAY too sugary - I had to force myself to drink more than a few sips but I just gave up on it in the end and didn't finish it. Also there was definitely no passionfruit in the flavor. This was just hands down the worst Caipirinha I've ever had, tasted like an immediate hangover/regrets. It needed more lime to balance it out but also just wayyy less sugar, it made me want to spit it up.
Then, the side dishes that are brought to the table. The highlight was the mashed potatoes, but it needed more cream and garlic - it cooled and got really hard and chunky, when it should've stayed soft and smooth. The Pão de queijo I was looking forward to the most, but that was also made untraditionally (in muffin tins, hence their shape, when it usually comes in ball form), and although fresh, the outside was too hard and tough, while the inside was too soft - the oven temp probably needed to be slightly lower and baked a little longer to get a more consistent texture. I tried a bite of the fried polenta sticks but it had zero flavor. The fried bananas were spot on (maybe a little too burnt) but that didn't require much skill to make so I don't have much more to say about that.
Finally, the meats. They came by offering all the cheaper meats first, and for a while - the chicken, the pork, more chicken, more chicken, pork again... then ultimately beef, which was what we had come for. Then chicken again, then pork... then I think a manager or someone came by to ask if we needed anything and my friend asked for their favorite cut of meat, so they finally got that to us next - which was their final note of disappointment. Both of our filet mignon were completely bland, and had a weird taste to it - maybe mixed with another cut? (And yes they said specifically it was the filet mignon -but one part was tender and another part tasted like innards, I dont know how.) But either way this became a trend with most of the rest of the cuts - bland, flavorless, needed SALT. Steaks are nothing without a good penetration of salt. Most of the cuts we got that had the outside roasted part were salted, but we both got some that weren't salted. And you can tell that they didnt marinate the steaks nor season it properly before cooking, because all of the insides of the steaks had no flavor. At the bare minimum, salt and pepper shouldve been provided at the tables, as is custom at most other restaurants... but especially here if you aren't going to properly season my steaks. I also had overcooked, dry, stringy cuts that were hard to chew, and the lamb could've also been a touch juicier. Overall really not happy with anything, and I really wanted to like it - especially at that price point.
My last comment will be that for a brazilian steakhouse, there really should've been more Brazilians employed. But everyone was either white, spanish-speaking latino, or asian - which made me convinced that this is an all American establishment and not for any even semi authentic brazilian food. A shame, because the culture really has some beautiful food and this experience might turn others away from it.