Mere A.
Yelp
Technically, we went for my brother's birthday, but him and I have birthdays four days apart, so we both celebrated.
He picked this place over his favorite Brazilian, cause he wanted to try something different and we hadn't been to a Fogo in 10-15 years. Let's just say he's really upset and disappointed and basically said his birthday was ruined. Oof.
We had a reservation at 2, so we could get the dinner options, but we showed up a few minutes early and were given the brunch menu instead. We thought it was gonna be the same but cheaper so, so that was fine... Until it wasn't.
The brunch was super picked over and the omelette person had already left and everything was basically cold and gone... But it took them at least 30 minutes if not more to switch it out for the dinner options and by then we were already pretty full, but unsatisfied with our choices that we had to make based on what was left.
My mom just got the salad bar, but based on the little amount of options, I swear she only ate about five dollars worth, but of course still paid full price. I ordered an entrée, but while I was waiting for it, I grabbed a salad and the waitress ran over and told me that the salad wasn't included. I asked her to cancel my entrée then and I would just get the salad bar myself. But the menu distinctly says The salad bar and all sides are included with the brunch entrées, so that was shady. I just didn't feel like arguing. But it was literally on the menu right in front of her. And she should know better.
The drastic price differences between lunch, brunch, and dinner are arbitrary too since the offerings are no different (except some brunch items).
I ordered one martini, but a second one was brought to the table unasked for... They did take it away, but they forgot to take it off the bill until we reminded them. They were out of the dessert my brother wanted, which was the cherry on top that tipped him off to really being upset and felt like he wasted a birthday dinner.
I was given a dessert, but I ordered the papaya cream and it didn't come with the Cassis on top, which was weird??? It was bland. It's also kind of annoying that you're only allowed to use one birthday coupon. It's not our fault that our birthdays are so close together. But appreciate we at least got the one discount. Not trying to sound cheap or ungrateful, just saying, it does screw the other person or people over if you celebrate with multiple bdays. They actually forgot to apply the $25 off as well, we had to ask for that a second time when they took the second martini off.
The bathroom had a broken stall, no toilet paper in a second, and no soap in one of the dispensers.
The tap water smelled funny. And the waitress kept pouring water refills over the carpet so it would spill over the carpet?! It was weird. And they do try to trick you into getting spring or sparkling water without mentioning the additional charge.
They also hardly had anybody coming around for the meat. My brother and his girlfriend waited with empty plates almost the entire time we were there. It did pick up more at the end. But they like medium rare and a lot of what they were given was well done. They also said it was very salty. And repetitive options.
Some of the vegetables on the salad bar were inedibly salty as well.
The waitress asked us which sides she could bring to the table, and I said we'll take one of all of them, she gave me a look like that was the stupidest, weirdest, most greedy thing she had ever heard. Bro, you literally have three sides, calm down. By the way, the mashed potatoes we were given, like maybe one portion for a table of four and they looked like they came from a box.
Ironically, we only ate a little bit of bread, but they kept it coming and coming. I think we ate like five to six pieces total between the four of us and I swear they brought us at least 40. Only kind of exaggerating.
The music is so loud you can't hear the person next to you. And it's so bright for a fancy, intimate restaurant. I did like the light fixtures though lol.
Don't think we'll be back.