Lance L.
Yelp
ONCE UPON A TIME....
In a far, far away place (292 miles to be exact)...
A land known for its Valleys FULL of Carmel...
hence the name... ;)
Surrounded by Green Rolling Hills...
A Cool Climate...
And chock-Full of Bodies!!!
Wait, Wrong Folktale!
What I meant was, Full-Bodied Wines...
There, That's more like it.
Yes...
It's place where Magical Grapes turn into...
No, not grape juice...
But Wine!!
Yeah, I told you they were magical!
Take that Jack and the Beanstalk with your "magic beans".
Now, grab my hand, and take a leap of faith...
(You hearing this Rapunzel?)
And listen carefully while I'll tell you a little tale about an enchanted little place known as...
FOLKTALE WINERY & VINEYARDS
First, let's talk about the lay of the land.
As you make your way through Carmel Valley Road, it's almost like you are in a modern day Enchanted Forest.
(Wait was that Goldilocks??) Nahh, just some blonde lady jumping out a window.
Anyways....
As you reach Folktake Winery, take the long dirt road and park your chariot wherever you see fit.
Now, as you make your way up to the Folktake "Castle".... (No joke, it's giving me Castle Vibes)
Trumpets and the Lute begin to sound off and at once, you will be formally greeted by a Knight Guardsman wielding a sword who is standing fast to either admit or deny entry granting that you have a formal invite for the Queens Ball....
Thankfully for your sake, and mine...
That was no Knight Guardsman (it was just the hostess on her cell phone probably scrolling through TikTok)...
And
Luckily there are absolutely no reservations required to attend the ball...
Aka...
Drink from the vine until your heart is content!
Upon entry...
We were greeted, seated and gracefully treated.
It was as close as I've ever been to feeling like a Princess... haha
Wines flowed from the heavens into our Glass Goblets...
The finest Dough & Cheese were presented on a wood platter... (we went with their Margherita flatbread)
And a Caesar Salad of all Caesar Salads graced our palates topped with the finest Grana Padano, Turkish Anchovies & House Made Croutons.
This alongside ice-chilled buckets of some of Carmel Valley's Finest squeezed grapes...
A Feast indeed it was!
This Folktake was slowly turning into a Fairytale!
And if you decide to visit one day...
Before you ride off into the sunset on your white horse holding onto your Prince Charming...
I challenge you to the 2021 Folktake Piquette
Experience!
Before we headed out, I wanted one more glass of wine so I inquired about the Piquette.
First off, such a cool story behind this wine.
When I asked whether it was good, the gentleman's face said everything I needed to know..
But the story (The Folklore) that came with it, MADE me want to try it for myself.
Basically, it was explained that back in the Day...
The King and his entourage would come through town and take all of the Good wine for himself. The remnants of that wine (the leftovers) known as Pomace was drunk by the farmers who produced the good wine for the King.
The Piquette made by Folklore Winery & Vineyards is a homage to those Farmers.
My advice, before you buy the bottle, ask for the story, then have yourself a little swig...
Hey you never know, you might just LOVE it!
As for the Queen (my wife) and the three Princess (my daughters)...
We returned to our own Castle the next day...
And
We ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!