Lucy M.
Yelp
What do you do when your favorite pirate is having a housewarming party and you only have one hour to get him something fantastic? If you're me, you obviously head to Formaggio. Whole Foods doesn't have gift baskets, and Hell Square probably isn't the place for this sort of thing anyway. Then i remembered Essex Street Market exists and everything became very easy from there.
I don't remember the name of the guy behind the counter who helped me, but he took his time and really assisted me, lord knows I had no idea what I was doing. I told him my price range, explained I wasn't too into cheese, and still walked me through everything. The place has a ton of great products for such a small space and is very nicely organized. I left with three types of cheese, coffee covered mints, some kind of sausage, pasta sauce, a jam of some kind, and multiple other items I can't remember.
Dude even put it all in a nice basket with straw, gift wrap, and a bow. A freakin bow I tell ya! It made the folks who brought my friend Bud Light look like total jerk-offs. Thanks Formaggio!