Jordan S.
Yelp
I know what you're thinking. How could you not go to Saxelby's? Aren't you a patriot? Don't you love American artisanal cheeses? Don't you love...AMERICUH?
Sometimes a guy just needs a good Comté. Or a better Brebis. Not that this place is limited to French cheeses. Or cheese at all, for that matter. They also carry charcuterie, herbs, oils, vinegars, and all the other accoutrements. (You're right, I got carried away with appropriating French there: accoutrements(don't you dare spell it accouterments, you assclown) doesn't even make sense in that sentence! (It almost never makes sense when used in English, because it basically means the distinguishing apparel of a soldier(think officer's regalia(great, now we're slipping into Latin(parents...send your children to trade schools, not college(just kidding)))) not that that stops people from using it.)
I digress. They've got a lot of stuff here. It's all pretty primo. Fortunately, the man who was...manning the store seemed aloof but cool. Not uppity or pretentious. At least, he didn't mind me browsing his wares while pumping some Paul van Dyk through my headphones, so he's gotta be sort of down.