Kaia V.
Yelp
FOE contains within its gates my FAVORITE pool in Dallas. Why is FOE my favorite pool in Dallas you might ask? Well, it's definitely not the fanciest pool in town, but I don't want fancy in my chlorine. This pool reminds me of the public pools I used to go to as a child, back when I didn't have a care in the world in my hot pink 90s style high-leg-cut one piece swimsuit. People are there to have good old fashioned clean fun - Have some crinkle cut fries for $2 or a cheeseburger and a few beers and then float around in a pool on a giant inflatable crocodile (BYOC)!
The water is always just the right temperature to cool you off after baking in the sun, there is a large grassy area to lay/tan in, and both food and drinks are easily accessible and really reasonably priced. They have two volleyball courts, indoor air conditioned bathrooms, and they've even added 4 'cabanas' you can rent for the day if you need more shade than the trees along the edges of the outdoor area can provide. The fee for cabana rental is currently $30, but remember, FOE is a charitable organization. You're not throwing money down the toilet, you're helping them help the community!
Every year when summer comes around and everyone else is grumpy about how close the temps in Dallas get to the surface of the sun, I am overjoyed with the prospect of going to the FOE pool. I'm happy to pay the entrance fee to support the charitable organization that FOE is. I'm also happy to keep my drinks at least a few feet away from the pool so that they don't have to shut it down to clean all of the straws and garbage out of the filters.
Everyone at FOE was a noob at one point, even the oldest members, so I understand that there will always be people there who have no idea what is going on. Rule of thumb, your first time should be with someone who is not an FOE virgin. That way, you will have less of a chance of doing something that will offend or bother the other patrons. It really bothers me when people go to FOE for the first time and complain about paying to get in, where they can take their drinks, or that they need to put a shirt and shoes on to use the toilet. If you don't want to follow the rules, or don't know what FOE stands for, you shouldn't be there in the first place. If you can't bother yourself to google FOE prior to going and show up with some sympathy for their various causes and rules, you should honestly just stay away. If you're wearing a t-shirt that says BRO on it and you think god created you personally as a gift to the universe, please, puhleeeeeeese, stay away!
FOE isn't for everybody. It's for nice people, people who don't want any trouble, people who don't need to be the coolest dude in the room, people who are good sports, people who can smile and relax and take joy in the sky, the sun, and the water, the french fries, and the smiling friendly faces around them.