Douglas N.
Yelp
I visited Frenchys the other day, let me say, it was pretty great. When I got there, I was unfortunately trampled by the French french fry with the barrette on, sadly there was a language barrier so I'm not sure what sparked this trampling... lucky for me, my girl Uliana was there to rescue me. She lifted up this French french fry with one arm right over her head... I'd never seen anything like it before in my life, lucky for me she spoke French and about 7 other languages and she was able to explain that I was trampled because I offended him by saying "I have to WeeWee" which is very offensive to the French, since it doesn't translate correctly. Uliana apologized for this French french fry and she offered me a half of a fried oreo and a sack of potatoes. I had to politely decline because I am currently on a diet, but when I break my diet tomorrow I will be returning to take her up on her offer!