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Cinderella does DISHES
Genies grant WISHES
Trump makes us SUSPICIOUS
Let's go to FRUITEALICIOUS
Windows has GLITCHES
Real football has PITCHES
Salem burned WITCHES
And I love FRUITEALICIOUS
The mob has SNITCHES
Parkinson's causes TWITCHES
Your ma tastes like CEVICHES
Your sis like FRUITEALICIOUS
Brit said work, BISHES
And Katy Swish SWISHES
A psycho killer HITCHES
A ride to FRUITEALICIOUS
Bad friends burn BRIDGES
50 Cent went rags to RICHES
Mendes will need STITCHES
If he comes to FRUITEALICIOUS
I have a lot of ISSUES
I need a box of TISSUES
From f*** yous to MISS YOUS
Let's meet at FRUITEALICIOUS
I'll get you all LUBRICIOUS
Then act somewhat MALICIOUS
I won't be EXPEDITIOUS
Except at FRUITEALICIOUS
Pitbulls can be VICIOUS
Or give you wet KISSES
No doggy, I want MISHES
Right after FRUITEALICIOUS
My p**is is AMBITIOUS
Its legends quite FICTICIOUS
Its milk is quite NUTRITIOUS
Much like FRUITEALICIOUS
Spin Doctors did 2 PRINCES
And crabs have nasty PINCERS
And pinching causes WINCES
So come to FRUITEALICIOUS
Most raps rhyme more than THIS DOES
And most guys have small MISSLES
But not me, I'm NARCISSUS
So come... to FRUITEALICIOUS
I make out with fives and SIXES
But never more than KISSES
By Mistletoe at XMAS
Or outside FRUITEALICIOUS
I date Jens and MELISSAS
Who pretend I'm not SUBMISSIVE
But I'm so good at SWITCHES
And so into FRUITEALICIOUS
I get with guys in DITCHES
And service whole MILITIAS
My exs swim with FISHES
And I love FRUITEALICIOUS
I get my Oxy FIXES
And win a lot of QUIZZES
My moon can do ECLIPSES
Right outside FRUITEALICIOUS
(pulls down pants to prove it)
WHAT
What to get: Brown Sugar Milk Tea, Raspberry Black Tea w/Aloe Vera, Aloha Refresher.
What not to do: get with aloha man on the totem pole than myself.
Fruitealicious is one of my fave places in Dallas, one of the best Boba spots in Texas, and by far my fave of its kind in DFW, although Sharetea ironically shares this honour. At Sharetea, get Okinawa Milk Tea and Whole Lemon Black Tea. But it's an international chain, it doesn't count as a DFW stronghold, and so Fruitealicious is the DFW winner, leaving Bobaddiction in the distance, although their Egg Waffles rock. Speaking of rock, I get very excited by these Bubble Teas, and they're very, very, very hard....... to resist.
All locations have a high Yelp star rating. I've tried 3 of them - the original (Carrollton - which this review is for), the 99 Ranch location (close to the original, and the first I tried), and most recently, the very different FTW location. Drinks at all 3 have been exceptional.
Their fruit teas have a tendency to taste a little bit watered down and not really on point. I'll have to try more different stuff in future to find some fruit stuff that I like.
However, their brown sugar milk tea is spectacular. One of my fave ones anywhere, and worth coming back to get again and again - which I do whenever I'm in the big D. Or should I say when the big D is in me. Ahem.
If you like brown sugar milk stuff (such as Sharetea's Okinawa, or Gong Cha's Brown Sugar Milk Tea), which I have recommended at many other locations, then definitely try this one.
When I came back this most recent time (without the goddess, sadly), I tried the raspberry black tea with aloe vera and it was pretty good. Maybe the best fruit one I've had here. The brown sugar milk tea is still my favourite - and while it's not the best of its kind, it is still pretty damn good. And service is really nice here.
If I'm reviewing the girl that was in front of me in line then I give 10 stars out of five. But the Bubble Tea here is just as good. Barbie wasn't crazy about it after our first visit (to the location inside 99 Ranch), because even though I loved my black sugar milk tea, she didn't really like either of the things that she got.
This time, at their original standalone location, she asked whether she should order the Spotted AKA Salted Cow or the Aloha Refresher. The girl was very adamant that we get the Aloha drink - so we did. She was absolutely right. It was one of the most delicious and refreshing and most original unusual bubble teas we've ever ordered. So much so that we got it again the very next day. Yes, I'm serious. Just like Satellite Radio is SIRIUS.
As for me, my brown sugar milk tea was absolutely delicious as always. I'm not sure if it's quite up to the amazing standard of the Okinawa at Sharetea, but it's not far off, and I cannot give it a higher compliment than that.
Service here is also really lovely and apparently so are some of the clientele. This is the original location, and is just as friendly as the wonderful one over in Fort Worth. I highly recommend that if you like bubble tea you give these places a try like, yesterday.
Yesterday
All my bubbles seemed so far away
Now I need a tea with Raspberry
Refreshing me, like an Aloha or 3
Why she had to go, I don't know
She wouldn't say
She went back to Fruitea without me
And got a Brown Sugar Milk Tea