Peter H.
Yelp
Wow. The reviews on this place could not have steered me more wrong ....
4 Stars for this restaurant ? Really ????
Check out the NEGATIVE reviews on this place because the pattern is consistent with the food.
Anyone who's ever eaten ACTUAL Italian food, could not rate this Restaurant 4 stars based on my experience....
I grew up in NYC and moved to Las Vegas a few years back, so granted -
the Food Scene there is World Class, but this was just downright BAD no matter WHERE you're from.
I figured on an Island , always go with the Seafood.... and since it's an Italian restaurant , my niece can do Pizza . All Safe bets, Right ? WRONG.
I ordered the Calamari to start, then Linguini and Clam Sauce, my wife ordered Shrimp Scampi, my Niece ordered Pizza.
First Problem ...Calamari tasted like Rubber that they breaded and fried.
I kinda knew we had a problem , but I said O.K. maybe it's just a mistake,
thing's might get better. Not so much.
Out come the entre's..... Big F**kin Problems just on SMELL Alone.
Problem #2 .
The stench of onions on my plate stunk up the restaurant so bad that people around us were staring at our table ... and not in a good way.
This thing was LOADED with Onions, Like a full onion for One F**kin plate of Pasta.
1/2 the clam shells were unopened, which means we have an inexperienced chef who doesn't know how to prepare Seafood.
The clams that WERE opened, again.... rubbery with onions falling out of
the shells.... F**kin Onions Everywhere.
Problem #3 . My wife's shrimp, Again - rubber.
No Searing on the Shrimp .... they just boiled it in whatever white sauce ( which was also bad, like wine soup ).
They don't actually know what Shrimp Scampi is, or how to make it.
I wanted to go back there and teach them.
( I'm Not a professional Chef - just an X-Guido from Brooklyn who knows how to cook. )
They destroyed what looked like was once perfectly good Shrimp before they got their hands on it.
Problem #4 . The Pizza . Simple right ? Wrong .
I had a bite, it's like a loaf of soft bread that's been flattened out and kinda shaped like a pizza, with bad sauce and cheese on it.
They just don't get it .
If someone brought AUTHENTIC NY PIZZA to this Island - they would QUICKLY become a Multi Millionaire. Not Kidding.
I'm seriously gonna talk to a frIend in the restaurant buisness about it.
This whole experience with the Italian restaurant scene tells me there's an opportunity here ....
My family said the fountain soda was OK, and they managed to
not f**k up my bottled beer - so that's a win I guess ....
All this for an astounding $180.00 ‼‼‼‼
The truth is, this place would NOT stay in Buisness without Tourist's who get suckered in
( yep, I guess that's me now ), hence the term ~ TOURIST TRAP..
Bottom Line - when I'm in South Padre, I'm sticking with Mexican food for dinner.
It's phenomenal here. It's authentic.
And definitely lots of really good breakfast places here too, THAT'S SOLID.
The thing is, there are no Italians here, so naturally it's just not gong to be Authentic Italian Food .
Afterthought :
I paid for the meal even though we barely touched it -
I really didn't want to hurt the waitress feelings ...
She seemed very nice and kept saying how great it is working there, and that she really loves her job, etc ....
I just can't do anything even slightly mean to an older person -
I wish the service was bad, or it was a younger dude serving....
I would've sent that sh*t back and told them to let the seagulls eat it !!!
Then I would have just paid for my beer and left.
That's what SHOULD have happened, but I digress.
I hope this helps my fellow Yelper's because the reviews
failed me miserably on this one - This is the 2nd time this happened.....
One more Dinner-Fail and I'm done listening to Yelp for advice,
this is getting expensive and annoying .
Like we used to say in Brooklyn " Thanks for Nothin'. "