Mark B.
Yelp
In the spirit of the Golden Girls, I'm going to be as positive as I possibly can to keep Bea, Betty, Rue and Estelle from rolling over in their graves. Hence the one star.
This was planned as a way to celebrate my birthday by two of my dearest friends. Hands down, the best part of the evening, time spent with them and my better half.
Arrived at 6:45pm. Seated at 7:15pm. Tablecloth dirty. They replaced.
Our friends had already preordered food so we ordered drinks. Drinks arrived 30 mins later. Another 30 mins pass, we asked where our food was. Our server thought we had already eaten. At this point I'm channeling Dorothy thinking how long are we gonna circle the airport?
We asked for salads. They brought them about 10mins later. Score! To Rose's delight, it looks like Billy can play after all.
At 8:30, super friendly server delivers four lasagnas. Sauce in lasagne had an inauthentic spice kick, garlic bread was cold, oily non-absorbent. Portions, relatively small for a high profit margin pasta dish. Cheesecake was a baby step in the right direction.
As this experience came to a close, per Blanche, I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, what a shame if I die now, I'm too young... And I'm wearing the wrong underwear.
For anyone considering dropping $50-$80pp on a Golden Girls night out, consider a GG night in with your besties. Throw a Stouffers frozen lasagne in the oven, unfreeze a Sara Lee Cheesecake, and watch a GG marathon on Hallmark or Hulu. While I'm not a fan of frozen food, clearly, there's a time and place when it's the better of the two options. In this case, it is.
To Bucketlisters, the company who produced this event, if you're going to call this Golden Girls Kitchen vs. GG Experience and are serious about taking this savory show on the road, start by hiring a talented chef. With Royce Burke, honey, I don't think there's enough sugar left in the bowl. Perhaps his 80 FB followers know something I don't, but at least consider my suggestion.
In closing, if the sole purpose of this endeavor was to bring friends together, then job well done. After all, that is what Golden Girls was all about. If so, might I suggest this be your value proposition vs. dining on food from the show. Who knows, it may spark more stars on Yelp and reunite people at the same time. Then at least we can chock this overly priced, underwhelming food experience up to a great night out with friends. #yelpelitelife