Ryan M.
Yelp
Few eateries are deserving of cliche Yelp comments/rants such as "worst experience ever," "more like zero stars," or "absolute garbage," but Golden Star Cafe is an exception. This bizarre Chinese/American/Mexican hybrid is a depressing, disgusting, roach-infested (yes, a Yelp reviewer discovered a baby roach swimming in her soup) hellhole.
The hobos and transients loitering near the entrance set the tone for what follows. As you enter the dining room, take note of the harsh, clinical fluorescent lighting, the sticky ceramic flooring, and the multitude of dirty, unbussed booths and tables.
To label the cuisine "uninspired" would be a compliment; it's a confusing hodgepodge of Americanized Chinese (i.e., cubes of fried, previously frozen animal protein coated in high fructose corn syrup and Red 40), Tex-Mex (i.e., taco shells from Sysco, yellow cheese enchiladas coated in more gloopy yellow cheese), and the most reductive definition of American food imaginable (i.e., frozen burger patties and fried mystery fish coated in brown gravy). What the menu lacks in focus it wins with consistency; all entrees are beige and lacking in anything fresh or organic.
Dining options are scarce near Cattleman Square, which likely explains how restaurants as awful as Golden Star Cafe and Pico de Gallo (review coming soon) have managed to survive for decades. Perhaps the revitalization of Downtown San Antonio will continue to spread and put this place out of our misery.