Khandi P.
Yelp
My boyfriend surprised me with a trip to Santa Barbara specifically to see the Coronado Butterfly Preserve. He has heard me go on and on about how as a child, growing up in Stockton I'd see so many butterflies. It makes me sad that I don't see them as often in my city due to the drastic weather changes over the years. I literally yelp for joy if I do come across butterflies because it's just something I've held as a childhood memory that made me really happy. Regardless of me catching butterflies and not knowing that the powder in my hands could kill the butterfly... ANYWAYS. THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
We got to the parking lot, which is directly in front of Elwood Elementary School (there is no specific address provided on the website, just the coordinates). It has a large map at the west end of the lot to show you how easy it is to get to the preserve. Also, for those who feel like they may have lost their way, there are actual sign posts with the preserve's logo with butterflies on there to help you keep track of the trail. These trails are dusty as you're walking down to the preserve so plan accordingly. Dogs are allowed on the trails! Pay attention to the signs as you walk through the preserve because, while I did see tons of dogs on the trails, make sure that they are acceptable! If you let them off leash and are planning on going towards the beach after the preserve, keep a close eye on them because the cliffs are extremely blunt and they can easily mistake the edge of a cliff for a continued path... You have been warned!
At this time of year (late October), there were not tons of butterflies BUT there are a few of them! Every minute or so, we would spot two or three frolicking pretty high up in the trees. The Fall season is just starting, so as we continue into the winter I believe the populations of butterflies will multiply exponentially. As an extra precaution, if this destination is the only reason why you're coming here to Santa Barbara, do your research upon coming so you aren't disappointed in the time and gas you've spent to see patches of butterflies on trees because I didn't see them. With the drought, there are less butterflies because they depend heavily on the humidity within the air.
While SB is off of the coast, it was not extremely cold out here. I was able to remove my sweater and wear shorts and still find myself sweating!
In regards to the nameless beach that we stumbled upon, I have definitely visited better ones. The trails leading out of the preserve go directly to the beach. (To keep track of your whereabouts, screenshot your location on Google Maps since it shows the trails. This was how I was easily able to get back to the parking lot and roam far into the beaches without getting lost)
There were tons of dildo looking creatures washing ashore as I was beach combing for the nonexistent sand dollars! They have clear exterior with a pink interior, which spits out water if you comb it with a stick or something. I did it out of curiosity. They aren't sea cucumbers, but I don't know the names of them. No matter how far up or down the beach you go, these monsters lurk not too far from your feet! THEY WERE SURFING IN THE WAVES AS WELL so yeah. Just saying.
On top of the disgusting dildo-like creatures, there was a bunch of tar on the sand... As my boyfriend and I were leaving and about to put on our shoes, our feet were caked with tar! We couldn't remove it until we got home, which was an hour and a half away from SB! Oh, the insanity... We felt so uncomfortable. We hear people rave about Santa Barbara and the beauty of the beaches... only to be disappointed with the locals' unnecessary attitudes* and the thickly layered tar on our feet. With my experiences here, I would not recommend people coming to Santa Barbara specifically for the beaches or the preserve (unless there is an abundance of butterflies).
*As my boyfriend and I were walking back from the beach to the parking lot, we encountered extremely rude people. A man, who appeared to be a local, was riding his bike that had a cow bell to let people know that he was coming their way. Obviously, I heard it. My boyfriend and I decided to choose a path so that we wouldn't get in his way because we were both going in the same direction. Arrogantly, he decided to cut a corner and choose our path and said "Oops," as he almost crashed into me. There were three different paths going in the same direction! What the f?
Not even a minute later, these two guys (one Asian and the other some sort of Caucasian) were on their bikes and did the same THING! We specifically got out of their way and they both split up, one hooked left and the other right, rode two inches away from us. So unnecessary and I hope they burst into flames....