Fio R.
Yelp
Maybe Gordon should come down to Miami and run a Hell's Kitchen on his own restaurant.
As I type this review, it has been about an hour since my table received the appetizer course, and the last time we even saw a waiter. We decided to visit Hell's Kitchen to try the Miami Spice Brunch menu. We were here at opening, and were the second table to be sat. Our waiter, someone I assumed arrived from the Vulcan planet where Spock is from, rudely took our order. He then, vanished forever. We never saw him around our table, he never came back and asked if we wanted anything else to drink. We did see him take care of every single table around ours, though.
Finally, the main entree has arrived. Appetizers got to our table at exactly 11:58 am, it's now 12:51 pm and we just got our main entree. I'll keep you all updated on the arrival time of the final round, dessert.
Dessert is here, and it only took about 10 minutes. Still at this time, no sight of Spock. Our drinks have been empty for well over 45 minutes. Someone has been refilling our waters though, at least.
With that being said, the food here is absolutely fantastic. From the appetizers to the entree, and most of all, the dessert. I guess you can say that it was wort the wait. On the pictures attached you can see the delicious food, proof of the amount of time we waited. I am also attaching a picture of the receipt so that you, future costumer, can see the time we arrived, the time we left, and the fact that we only ever got one drink. Oh, and of course the mandatory 20% tip to Spock whom we only ever saw once.
Gordon, you unleashed the wrath of Khan! Okay, enough with the Star Trek Jokes.
Live long and prosper, but maybe not at this restaurant. Unless you like to wait an hour for food.