Vin T.
Yelp
TAKE YOUR SH*T TO-GO
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* A Childrens Book by Vin T *
The wind whispers soft through the meadow.
The field mice, they wait and lie low.
It's been 10 long fuc*ing months now.
So for sh*t's sake take your food to-go!!!
The eagles who soar so majestic.
Above creatures who crawl and burrow.
Influencers on insta-trips so exotic.
Hey azzholes, you don't have to go!!!!
We haven't seen our own family, or
Hung with friends that we know,
Missed more than one vacation,
So stop loitering and take it to-go!!!
You see...
While you foolz gather around indoors,
With maskless get-togethers that grow.
It's troubling beyond words, and I'm pangry.
Let's end this-- get your SH*T to go.
Pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing.
This isn't a game of hot potato.
COVID is a problem that affects everyone.
Not a hoax, a conspiracy, or a side-show!
Ignoring all the pandemic safety,
Watching you do what we forgo.
"Bars wouldn't be open if unsafe, bro"?
That's bullsh*t, take your sh*t to go!!!!
The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Six feet apart, knowing what they know.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart,
Humans, we have such a long way to go.
Pro tip: This small pizza joint / comedy club makes serious Chicago style thin-crust. No indoor dining due to the pandemic-- this shared sacrifice by you and them protects everyone. So please be careful, not fearful... and support this socially responsible establishment. And may we all live and laugh about it someday soon.
Check out other best-sellers by this author: "Calm Down, Scary Loud Mask-Talker", "Don't Stand So, So Fuc*ing Close To Me", and "Your Milkshake Can Bring No More Than 5 Boys To The Yard: New Pandemic Regulations"