Kris R.
Yelp
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I have been a Starwoods/Marriott Gold or Platinum member for the last 7 years, so I will be comparing this hotel to my experiences with their other hotels worldwide. The Great Northern Hotel (GNH) is suppose to be one of Starwood's highest end hotels, it took me 2 years and over 100 nights to save up 5 nights of points for this hotel, the normal room cost is $500+US/night.
TL;DR
They need to make a lot of major changes for me to ever come back. Stay somewhere much cheaper and you will be much happier.
Bed
I think the bed is the most important part of a hotel to me, its really the whole reason I'm in a hotel, I want a good night sleep. One of the biggest reasons I've been so loyal to Starwoods/Marriott over the years is because no matter where you are in the world you can rely on having a good bed. Not here. Lets start with the pillows, all of the other hotels from these brands (even at the lowest end) give you 2 firm pillows and 2 soft down pillows for a queen bed, this place give you 4 of the thinest pillows you have ever seen. These are like the $5 pillows from IKEA. It takes 3 of them to make one reasonable pillow, and between 2 people these were close to worthless. After the first night I called down and asked for 2 of the firm pillows, they said they would bring them up immediately, so we got ready for the day and an hour later, no pillows, I called back down, they said housekeeping would bring them up when they made the room. We come back in the evening, no extra pillows, call 3 for pillows, and they finely brought some more. Now with 6 of this pillows we made do for the next 4 nights, but still the default at the lowest end Marriott would have been better. The bed itself was the hardest bed I've ever slept on in my life (and I was in the Army, so thats saying a lot). After hours of not being able to sleep on this pile of bricks I actually tried the floor and found it to be about the same. After the 2nd night of this slab of concrete with a sheet on it, my wife and my backs were very sore, so I went to the front desk and asked for another room with another bed. I figured it was Sunday and a lot of people were leaving the hotel so there should be rooms available. I was told they would see what rooms they had after the checkout time and let me know what they could do. So we went out for the day, came back and they said that all of the other rooms have the same time of mattress and it wasn't worth changing rooms so they put an extra comforter on the bed to soften it. This did help, but was far from a good solution. We were under the impression that we would be changing rooms and had packed everything up in the morning, and then we didn't.
Recommended Improvement: Go ask your parent company for some mattress and pillows. I'm sure they have a warehouse full they can send you. Any of the other brands will be better.
Service
Its very hard to tell where the lobby is, no real signs and its a tiny area so when we walked into it, we asked the two lady at the podium (really it looks like where you ask for a seat at a restaurant), where you check in, and after waiting a minute for them to finish their conversation, I asked again and one woman asked if we were looking for The Great Northern Hotel or another hotel, and I told her GNH, and she asked for my name, never telling us we were in the right place or saying welcome. We had just traveled for 24 hours, so I'm sure were didn't look so sharp, but really they made me feel like I was a homeless guy walking in. The whole check in process went this way, very cold. Any questions I had weren't answered or were answered in one word. They never said anything about my Gold member status, just 'here's your room key, now go away'. All of our interactions with the front staff was like this, cold, uncaring. However, the restaurant and bar staff were quite good.
Recommended Improvement: Be nice to the guests at check in, they have most likely traveled a long ways and are very tried.
Room
This room is incredibly small, even for European standards. I've stayed in smaller rooms in Asia, but I've never stayed in a room that was so badly designed. It was stunning how poorly designed and placed everything was. Zero thought was given to people actually using the room. The bed mattress is set on top of a high platform, a normal technic in small rooms so you can put luggage under the bed, but in this room its closed off, so it is totally wasted and your luggage has to sit in the middle of the extremely small floor space. There is a small closet that they then fill with stuff so you can't use it. There is a tiny desk that they then cover with stuff so you can't use it. The power outlets are hard to get to. None of the switches are labeled and the placement of them are just bazar. The hallway from the bed area to the bathroom is so narrow that if you open one of the half doors for the closet or ba