Dennis C.
Yelp
Pros outweigh the cons in general here. Opening date was sometime in August of 2024 which means they've had about 2-3 months of operation. I believe they're still figuring out a few tuning aspects that could make it better for guests. Let's start with the opportunities to improve:
1. Non-supervising lifeguard staff need more training or awareness of safety conditions in a preventive manner. Maybe teach them "think like a parent" as maybe a rule of thumb. Some are on point, the others seem to be going through the motion. They also don't work in collective pairs per station and I don't see them doing radios, sometimes a hand signal or two.
2. Different customer care and enthusiasm on between staff members. The more mature staff take al little more pride in due process and customer pleasantries. Some others, sort of do the bare minimum. To those getting by on bare minimum, remember alot of your patrons worked roles like yours once upon a time. Muster, and put on that customer service.
3. Somewhat disappointing to not see a supervisor tape off or put caution notices in the area even if it was a holiday for building maintenance teams on areas that pose a safety hazard.
4. No valet services. At $15/a day to self park with no covered or secured area, I'd rather just pay for a valet service so we have some peace of mind for our belongings in vehicles.
Now for the areas that I believe they did well at:
1. There's scheduled events daily so it's "sort of" like a cruise, but in the evenings there's little dance routines I suspect to tire the kids out. It's something that I believe is a good idea.
2. A nice surprise, you get to have "wolf ears" for adults/kids if you go to their shop and "howl" for them. Though, what it really is a test of your parenting capability to say no to impulse buying within the shop.
3. Generically, compared to some competitors more activity options than just arcades. There's jungle gym area and a few more things, including a bowling alley.
4. In-building logistics - Plenty of self-check in kiosks and elevators. Only down side is that you need a drivers license, phone (or QR code), and the SAME credit card you used on file to reserve. If you don't have all 3 it'll force you to wait in line.
5. Parking Lot Logistics - Indeed, there are some dumb drivers, but then again, that's Houston- in general if you can read. Parking in/out isn't that awful but the curbs to turn into the gates are difficult for larger vehicles at those angles without opening the door. Prepare for a long walk people, I would drive up to the main entrance and make someone you don't like get out and get the cart and start wheeling it towards the lot while you find parking to move all of your stuff.
Pro Tips:
1. Bring your own water, Webster water tastes like absolute ass and I'm sure there's Deer Park chemicals somewhere in there. Use the cart, and bring in your own 6-12 pack.
2. Just like every other family oriented resort. The pricing for food is moderately high, but not egregious. Expect a 20-30% markup. But if you're not filling the Dairy Queen mediocre quality type food. The front staff is cool with letting Door Dash in to deliver to your door. They don't do room service, even with placing orders ahead the "delivery" is only to the waterpark areas which I don't know how that's any more advantageous than just getting it yourself based on proximity.
3. Not really a such thing as early check in like a typical hotel regardless of status. Come in your swim wear or sports wear, 'check in', wait for staff to text you and enjoy water park or other things before then. They do early check out (like 11), so get your moneys worth just bringing crap to the car and then heading back in same day for water park.
4. Is your kid a light sleeper? Well, sucks to be you. While the walls aren't paper thin you can certainly hear the kids crying, screaming, or running. A newer facility has this in mind but there's only so much sound deadening any facility is going to have, The best you can do is get the room with the bunk beds which sort of "sandwiches" through wall isolation more of the sound. If you are over-loading your room with more than 2 kids, the sleeper sofa is just not practical. Spend the money on the larger room if you can.
Competitor that starts with a "K" in Austin comparison:
- Obviously, easier drive if from Houston area
- Food is cheaper here, and of moderate quality but you're probably better off eating BBQ near by leaving the facility
- Staff here isn't as consistent
- No valet
- Internet here is faster
- Outlet plugs not all messed up for chargers
- Smaller facility total size and feature size but makes up for it in diverse activities and closer Houston metro area proximity