Jando S.
Yelp
Grotto's upscale vibes has made it one of the more popular Italian options near the Galleria, which is no small feat for one of the city's most active hoods. Part of Inspired by the old world Italian vibes, I liken the chain (#1) to be a fancier version of Olive Garden with food that hits average at best.
While I think the ones in Vegas and AC get the most shine (#2), I don't think anyone goes to a Grotto without first noticing the decor. There's a bit of a California feel on the outside, complete with semi-contemporary undertones, high ceilings, and a nice outdoor patio. Parking isn't an issue, but that's to be expected.
The food is a little underwhelming, at least for me. I'm always on the search for anything a la vodka and their penne a la vodka ($20) was solid but didn't merit the $20 price point. The pappardelle bolognese ($21) was on point, but the portion left a little bit to be desired. Anything vongole ($22) is a treat, but the linguine version was a tad on the blander side.
Pizzas are a hard sell for me (#3) and the ones here are no exception. I like the margherita ($18) as a starting off point, but I felt the chewiness of the dough and the semi-rawness of the sliced tomatoes. The meatzza ($20) is more or less the same, except the disappointing crust is more tolerable with masquerading (and piling) of the various meats (sausage, pancetta, pepperoni, meatballs). A cauliflower crust is available for an extra $3.
The other entrees are not much better. Their salmon griglia ($30) was probably the dish I enjoyed most, followed by the sea bass ($39). I was very disappointed with the veal parm ($28) but I had a feeling given how everything else has tasted so far.
Hats go off to the staff for being excellent all around. They are courteous, polite, and patient. I also appreciate the complimentary biscotti at the end of the meal and think they were probably the highlight of my experiences here.
Lastly, I think the 10% takeout fee is kind of ridiculous. I'm not sure if this was something implemented prior to the pandemic, but I would generally recommend for people to consider dining in over takeout. It's an ideal place for a lunch / dinner date and a reasonably laid back experience overall.
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(#1) Landry's Hospitality. Based here in good ol Houston.
(#2) Literally and figuratively.
(#3) At least here in Texas.