Steve E.
Yelp
I wanted to like it more than I did. I certainly expected to like it more than I did. Turns out that there were just too many issues for me to like it more than I did.
Our stay was Thanksgiving night and the night before. At check-in, we were asked whether we were going to join them for Thanksgiving Dinner. Well, when I reserved the room, they said they usually had a meal on Thanksgiving, but they weren't sure yet if that would be the case this year. They would email confirmed guests if they decided to offer dinner. Fine, I'd wait and see if they emailed. When they didn't, I made other plans.
We were also informed at this point that, since they had a dinner to prepare, breakfast would not be served on Thursday morning. Coffee and pastries would be set out for an hour instead. Not really a B&B, then, is it?
Instead of a full breakfast on Thursday morning, we got an obnoxiously loud bang on the door and a scream of "housekeeping!" I told them to go...away. I guess the staff wanted to get home to their own Thanksgiving dinners.
On to the room and its amenities, then. Quaint and rustic with some modern touches sums it up. Flat panel TVs upstairs and down, mini-fridge & Keurig coffee maker interspersed with creaky daybed, chunky table, primitive wardrobe and claw-foot tub. And no chairs. Odd, that. Nary a place to sit besides on the bed. Or outdoors. I ended up snagging some wicker from out and moving it in.
One nice touch was that they provided real cups, spoons, glasses and even a corkscrew, but the topper was the towels. Man, were they plush! Without a doubt, the worst thing was the lack of toilet paper. In its place, they had a roll of sandpaper that was so thin you could read through it. I have never been so happy not to have lady parts. I guess they have a septic system to protect, but I get better quality paper for my RV and Cruise Ship TP is even softer than that. They really could do better for what they charge.
A couple of random things: the wi-fi was iffy, at best; the water pressure in the shower would blast the barnacles off your hull; if they want you to "be nice & use less ice" they should give you an insulated ice bucket, although the stainless steel ones provided are probably classier looking. While the fancy coffee-making contraption was interesting, the abundance of flavored coffees instead of plain old Java was annoying. Breakfast (when we finally got it on Friday) was tasty, but not to die for.
The location is awesome if you're going to a show at Gruene Hall. If you're not, then it's not close to much. This point was driven home when we returned after our Thanksgiving dinner in San Antonio and all of Gruene was closed. Most everything was closed all over, but Gruene was a ghost town. And there was nothing to do at the inn. Now where did I see that corkscrew?