Tiffany M.
Yelp
Hey hey Adventurers!
So to preface this: this is not everyone's cup of tea. This is also not a space for you to gawk at. There is a sign that states nude beach goers so if you miss it and get huffy--don't. The nude beach is like fightclub, you don't talk about it. You don't stare, be creepy, do things you wouldn't do in public, and you're respectful. That's it. Now, with that being said this place is awesome.
It's $20 at the gate--go SUPER early because sometimes the traffic at the bridge is horrid. If you decide to go more times get the pass ($100). You have access to the most of sandy hook with those passes. This does not include attractions or things like kayaking, research that first.
Things to know: it's a hike from the car to the beach itself if you're flying solo. Get a backpack chair & cooler like I did, or those beach carts if you decide to bring a whole spread. You have the large parking lot with a small hike through the Everglades looking path, you'll cross a street and that's where all the bathrooms, outdoor showers (none inside), food trucks, and a person who sets up a stand. They usually have water, chairs, flip flops, and various other items. Again don't scoff at pricing bc you didn't come prepared. Note: these are rentals for certain items. You can use the bike paths for walking, skateboarding, and various other foot transpo, just be careful at the stop signs bc people don't stop.
Weekdays there aren't rangers patrolling the beach and the stands/food trucks are not open. Weekends they are open and rangers are out patrolling like wildfire. They are not tolerant of alcohol on the beach so be EXTREMELY discreet. I am unsure if they fine you but they'll make you pour all of it out. Most people do adult therm cups so use your best judgement. Bathrooms are generally clean and well kept. I think the food trucks are cash only so it's good to have some on hand but yk it'll be beach prices so don't be surprised by them.
When walking to beach wear shoes/sandals, something to cover your feet. I made the mistake of walking back to restroom without protection and my feet are STILL healing.
Once on the beach you find a spot wherever you deem fit. It's YOUR choice to disrobe or wear as little or as much as you want. But zero judgement of anyone either way. You'll see tons of people with just towels, privacy screens, little huts, beach umbrellas, and more. Again it's all up to how you feel comfortable. Lifeguards are there and they leave at 6. There's a volley ball area and tons of room if you want to play frisbee, kick a ball, or other beach fun. Just be respectful and mindful of everyone's space.
Have fun!
PS this review is NOT encourage bringing alcohol to a PROHIBITED area. It is YOUR decision.
If you see someone doing something inappropriate sexually tell the patrol. Or ask at the gate for advice when getting there.