J M.
Yelp
I was doom scrolling on twitter this morning when I came across a photo of a pile of mush that was apparently the "Trash Can Nachos" at Guy Fieri's DC Kitchen & Bar. I thought they looked terrible, and was surprised to learn that there was a Guy Fieri restaurant in DC, so I sent the tweet along to a friend for a laugh. Much to my surprise he said he'd had them another location before and that they were actually great, and he insisted a few of us check the restaurant out today. I figured why not, and we went on a lark.
We got there, and were promptly seated. The place was a lot smaller than I expected, consisting only of a C-shaped bar, a scattering of tables around it, and a wall full of televisions showing various live games. Our waiter was incredibly friendly and attentive, she gave us A+ service. One friend and I ended up each ordering the turkey burger, and my other friend got the buffalo cauliflower wings.
As we waited for our food, we started wondering what game people were watching, because the other patrons there were REALLY into whichever it was. We just couldn't figure it out because they were showing like 10 different games. I quickly realized that because the restaurant is inside a sports betting venue, that they all probably had money on ALL of the games, which explained why they were all screaming so loudly at literally everything that happened.
We also speculated about the Trash Can Nachos, as our waiter had hyped them up quite a bit. I asked my friend who'd had them before if the chips were inside the mush pile or if the mush was just a dip with the chips on the side. He said they were actually in the pile, and that they were so good that it didn't matter that they came to you soggy.
We got our food eventually. We all loved the seasoning on the fries. I'm not normally one to finish my orders of fries, I usually have a few and feel good with that. I actually finished these. My one friend really liked his turkey burger, said it was one of the best he's ever had. I thought mine was bland, and lacked flavor, and it was covered in a mound of watery, finely shredded iceberg lettuce, which did moderately improve the burger when I pulled that off. The burger desperately needed some salt at the very least. My other friend liked his buffalo cauliflower wings, but as he was eating them I pointed out that it looked like they were raw in the middle. He agreed, but said he didn't mind since it's just cauliflower, and that the florets were probably too big to cook all the way through in the short time that they're in the fryer.
Would I ever go back? Probably not. Like I said, the fries were great, and normally I'd be willing to try something else, maybe even the much lauded trash can nachos. But to be honest, the sports betting atmosphere just made the place feel kind of depressing, and it wasn't very pleasant feeling to be there.