Haley Alyssa J.
Yelp
Can a metal bar spattered with fake blood and hanging plastic body parts be charming? Somehow, someway, they've managed it. Major props to the servers, who were seriously the nicest, most down-to-earth bartenders I've met in RVA.
After an appointment at the phenomenal Civilization Tattoo only a block away, I was desperately in need of some greasy food. I'd heard surprisingly great things about GWARbar and now I'm a fan myself. The restaurant takes the GWAR theme and tones it down enough that it is not an intimidating horror fest for those not familiar with the band. Sure, there's a corpse on the ceiling, the food has kind of gross names, and it's a bit dark inside, but it's mostly pictures from concerts, guitars, and art on the walls. They of course have metal music playing, and there are also two TV screens behind the bar that will feature either cheesy black and white movies or horror films.
They have a great happy hour seven days a week, and very reasonably priced beers on tap. The menu has the typical bar grub you'd expect, plus lots of vegetarian and vegan options. I ordered an IPA and the build your own Jizmak (penne pasta mac and cheese) topped with confit duck. It was awesome. I actually laughed when it came out of the kitchen, it was so much food. It was served on what was basically a stainless steel bowl the size of a pizza tray and I barely managed to make a dent in the pile of cheesy carbs, although the bartender said I fought valiantly. I got two more delicious meals out of it, and will definitely be back for more.