April T.
Yelp
If you're reading this, it means you probably haven't been to Hail Snail yet. Boy, are you in for a treat! I almost wish I could go back and have my first amazing experience here all over again but, alas, time travel isn't very practical, and that would erase the memory of all the delicious snails I've had here since then. So, I'll just have to trust that you'll enjoy your first experience (and all the ones after because, like a potato chip, you can't have just one).
Hail Snail has the fluffiest, most magical cinnamon rolls I've ever had: not too dense, and ready to receive a whole pile of toppings. And they're vegan, in that awesome way where you wouldn't have known it if no one told you, and the vegans among us won't feel like they're settling for the lesser version of something. Same goes for gluten-free. I've tried to make gluten free cinnamon rolls over the years, as have family and friends and they always taste good, but they end up pretty hard and that's ok I guess. Or, it would be ok if there wasn't the superior option of Hail Snail. Fluffy, airy, gluten-free and vegan rolls. It's not just a dream; at Hail Snail, it's a reality!
Toppings galore, with so many combinations to try, served up by friendly faces in an unassuming store front. They share a back patio with Arbor Beer Lodge, so if you're thinking your cinnamon roll would taste better with a beer and a side of disc golf, I have even better news for you. Just one more dream that Hail Snail can help make a reality. And the new V3 vegan food cart is in their backyard, so if you want lunch and then want one of these large cinnamon rolls for desert, you can do that, too! I won't judge you. After all, I, too, am a fan of delicious flavor.
Sure, there are haters out their (in my inner circle) who say the rolls are too yeasty and don't have enough cinnamon. To those people, I say: "Get your grubby hands off my Snail! You don't have the necessary palate to appreciate its glory and this experience is wasted on you!" Those charlatans can have their mall cinnamon rolls or their little refrigerated can that explodes when you unwrap it. (Though, maybe the option of extra cinnamon-sugar spread as a topping would be a good solution for those who like their rolls particularly cinnamon-y.) Regardless , if you're still reading this, I know that you are a person of culture and sophistication. You're too good for lesser cinnamon rolls, and you deserve a Snail, loaded with either a set of recommended toppings, or your very own selection.
So, what are you waiting for? Go to Hail Snail and load up the roll of your dreams. And get a punch card while you're at it, because you'll be back.