Ian R.
Yelp
If you were to imagine the most clichéd, stereotypical, hipster-friendly institution, complete with exposed plaster walls, industrial lighting, combination wood/metal tables, overpriced home decor items, and an antique "distressed" cash register sitting next to the iPad payment system at checkout, you would be imagining Hallesches Haus.
That's not to say Hallesches Haus is ugly. It isn't. It's just like you have walked into a magazine ad. Beyond the design, the prices for household items are ludicrously expensive, especially relative to other spots in Berlin. Tiny scented candles for 24€? No thanks. The food, though, seems fairly priced for the quality. Around 5€ for a nice bowl of soup was just right.
It's like somebody read a magazine article about how to create the perfect hipster location, visited Brooklyn a few times, and then came back to Berlin and built Hallesches Haus. It's aesthetically pleasing, in a way, but the faux authenticity achieves the opposite effect: there is nothing specific to Berlin here. This store could be in Brooklyn, Copenhagen, Amsterdam -- wherever a sufficient concentration of young people with beards and tattoos can be found.
Hallesches Haus isn't terrible, in the same way that H&M chain stores aren't terrible. You know what you're getting before you walk in, you find what you're looking for, and you walk out. You have experienced no unwanted feelings of discomfort, pain, or untidiness. On the other hand, you have experienced nothing new, nothing exciting, nothing inspiring.
Hallesches Haus isn't terrible. It just has no soul.