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I can't write much cause I'm feeling CRAPPY LEMON
If I was an infant, I'd wear a NAPPY LEMON
If I wrote for Hallmark, I'd write all SAPPY LEMON
But when we want Boba, we go to HAPPY LEMON
These lemons are so happy Pharell should do this RAPPY LEMON
Tried to bring my feelines here, but they were CATTY LEMON
Hamilton likes it, says it's I'm young, hungry and SCRAPPY LEMON
And the only Lemon that we want is HAPPY LEMON
If Selena Gomez came here, she would TAKI TAKI LEMON
Now I'm gonna finish this review and make it SNAPPY LEMON
Barbi's getting naked and she's moaning "AYY PAPI" LEMON
Posing on the couch and being a THIRST TRAPPY LEMON
Now she just came over, gave my butt a SLAPPY LEMON
I think that she wants me to give her a TAPPY LEMON
I do that so much she's getting kinda FLAPPY LEMON
But now I'm gonna make her happier than a HAPPY LEMON
WHAT!
One of the friendliest and best quality Boba shops in the world. From their magnificent drinks to their wonderful ownership, from the lovely employees to the regional manager based in Cali who puts the midas touch (or the Lemon-Yellow touch) on all of the Lemons under his guidance, this is top notch all the way, and there's a reason that their are lines out the door on any given day of the week. Well, the reason is that the shop is so small and is take-out only, but there's another reason too! And that is, it's just so good!
I got in a fight here (Scrappy Lemon), got my hair done in corn rows here (Nappy Lemon) and also tried their Peppermint Bubble Tea (Crappy Lemon). But more than anything else, when the girl some of you know and love insists on me taking her here and getting her fave Lemon Black Tea, then for me and any boys (and probably girls) in the place, it becomes Fappy Lemon.
We come here on a near-daily basis because Barbi is madly in love with their Blended Lemon Black Tea and their Squeezed Lemon Black Tea. I adore both equally, but she's really into the squeezed and I can see why. Their strawberry black tea is excellent too, as is their wonderful Lemon slush. And the milk tea and Okinawa milk tea are both wonderful. Happy Lemon also has top notch delicious Bubble Waffles too.
Be careful what you order. Some of these drinks are so sour, that when she drank them, Ronda Rousey changed her name to Ronda Sourey.
Of all the locations we've been to, this is right up there as the friendliest and happiest and most consitent. I'm thrilled to be able to call the people running it and owning it my friends.
If it were in the largest city of Minnesota, it'd be Minneappy Lemon. And it'd sell sodas too. Not just small and large, but Mini Sodas. If it were in the capital of Maryland, it'd be Annappy Lemon.
Of all the chains in the world, Happy Lemon is one of the very best, and is probably my fave boba chain that originates from China. They have extremely authentic taste worldwide, reminding me of the way it's done in Hong Kong and Shanghai, and I've tried these all over the UK is well, and they were just as good there as the American versions.
Of every location of Happy Lemon, this is one I'd come back to on a regular basis, for life, and I wish them every single success. It's always nice running into them after their long work day is over, sometimes over at Sinh Sinh or other late night food spots. A truly wonderful bunch of people making truly magical drinks.
If you haven't tried Happy Lemon yet, get over here and try it immediately. It might change your life.
And If Jay Z brought his own Houston girl (Beyonce) (who does not dress as hot as my Houston girl) here it'd be Rappy Lemon.
And I guess if we really wanna go one step further than what we already wear to Boba places, then I should bring my date here with both of us wearing nothing but Cling-Film. I guess then it'd be renamed "Saran Wrappy Lemon."