Tinata R.
Yelp
The tab: $185, without alcohol or deserts.
We eat out often. And I --originally from Boston-- have eaten at seafood restaurants across the country, up and down both coasts. I've had memorable meals at revered places like Anthony's Pier 4 and walk-up seafood markets on the wharf alike.
Atmosphere: Harbor View's management has this down *perfect.* The walls are entirely knotty pine, lined with filled bookshelves and nooks with antique, dimly-lit lamps. The tabletops and bar top is also solid, lacquered wood. You won't find cheezy wall-mounted fisherman's nets, lobster traps, anchors, buoys, and other ham-fisted attempts to create the atmosphere here. The atmosphere creates expectations of a superb dining experience.
Upon seating, we were served bread. Not great -- as if purchased from HyVee a few days prior --dense, dry, hard, and cold. The butter was rock hard and difficult to spread. If you've ever eaten at Legal Seafoods, you know what a treat the bread is.
My son and wife each ordered the "Alaskan halibut w/ black butter caper sauce." $35 I ordered the "Hawaiin swordfish - grilled w/ sriracha aioli & picked ginger." $30 And my daughter ordered "Atlantic salmon - poached in vermouth, cream, ginger, and leeks." $30 We also ordered the three-cheese stuffed mushrooms appetizer.
The mushrooms arrived. Presentation wasn't great --just a brown and black "mess," but tasted great.
Next came the soups and salad. I chose the Caesar's dressing. The lettuce was limp and seemed old. I don't recall any croutons, and the server didn't offer any cracked pepper. What I remember most was the dressing: it was served in an aluminum side-dressing cup; it just sat there, like greasy pudding. It was obviously poured from some commercially prepared --probably Sysco-- gallon-sized plastic jug (about on par with Applebees). The soup, minestrone, was the only choice (no lobster bisque or clam chowder)-- looked like something microwaved out of a can or what you'd get from Perkins.
By now, I simply assumed this place doesn't waste time on frills (bread, soups, and salad). I figured this was like one of those awesome hole-in-the-wall places back home, where all you get are oyster crackers, but the lobster roll and fried haddock was so worth waiting for. Wrong.
First came the halibut. It was lightly breaded, but appeared to be covered in HOT FUDGE sauce. It was possibly the most shocking, unappealing plate I had ever seen served at a restaurant. "What is that stuff?" I asked, pointing at the congealed black liquid. "Black butter?" she replied. There were capers in there somewhere, unrecognizable. Also on her plate was an aluminum salad-dressing cup of salsa --just unimaginative diced tomatoes with maybe a few onions and cilantro. It resembled whatever they grab from some stainless steel container at Taco Bell and throw on your burrito right before it's wrapped, stuffed in a bag, and handed to you through the drive-up window.
My swordfish arrived. It appeared to be sprinkled with Old Bay. I've had better at places like the Twin Cities Grill (MoA) or Axels (Mendota Heights). It sat atop a pile of sour kale. I wasn't sure if I was eating kimchi, mustard greens, or sauerkraut. Whatever it was, it was awful. There was a few buttered baby red potatoes --about like you'd get at Boston Market-- maybe the best item on the plate.
My daughter's salmon was covered in an unappealing, phlegm-yellow gelatinous substance with a marmalade consistency. After sampling, she didn't want anything on the plate. Also on her plate was another of those aluminum salad dressing mini-bowls, but filled with unseasoned boiled cranberries. Bright red. My guess is that the chef thought he or she was thoughtfully adding "color" to the plate. Who eats boiled cranberries? Also on her plate was an inverted-cup of rice that looked like something that came out of a microwave-heated Uncle Ben's packet.
I can't remember the last time I've walked out of a restaurant feeling "Cheated." Unfortunately, this was my experience at the Harbor View this past Sunday.
[*review by husband*]