Danielle I.
Yelp
5 stars for workshop and instructor, 0 stars for Haystack as an ideology.
If you are not on good terms with reality and like the idea of escaping into a bubble totally cut off from the rest of the world... If you feel an excess of liberal guilt and strongly believe that America is the source of all evil in the world... If you're not really engaged in prefrontal cortex brain activity and are prone to smiling and clapping at anything, no matter how mediocre... If you need the reassurance that what you do is amazing by removing all contact with things like quality publications or internet access or any reference to global quality standards, whether aesthetic or intellectual... If you want to be told that subjective experiences like feelings about things being "amazing," "special," etc are actually objective and you should be feeling them... If you like groupthink and are annoyed by the challenges of independence or autonomy... If you are used to living on fast food or Costco or some other low end food so that anything resembling mediocre home cooking is amazing... If you tend to pack your own bedding when you travel... If you are capable of sleeping through snoring, noise, and all the other sound effects from walls 1/4" thick... If you basically never travel anywhere and have no standards or expectations... If you really, really enjoyed camp when you were 10 years old and really, really want to relive that experience... If you are a boomer who blew their brains on too much LSD in the '60s... If you are not good with humor or irony or any of the darker arts of existential entertainment...
Then Haystack is the place for you!
If you are on friendly terms with reality and are not looking to "escape" it into a culty world of mind-numbing groupthink, this may not be the place for you. I actually love my real life (and I enjoy living in the 21st century) and I was not expecting to be cut off from it. I found the general vibe here suffocatingly oppressive and narrow minded "politically" and "culturally," despite the workshop being good with a very cool instructor and a location that features interesting retro hippie modern architecture (albeit seemingly held together with spit and twigs). Pretty much the entire scope of your days is planned for you, from meals to evening activities to basically everything, just like they are at camp. It's a regressive experience, if you're into that kind of thing.
It is standard operating procedure for cultish organizations to cut people off from the rest of society in order to totalize their ideology, but you don't have to submit. There is actually good internet available here, if you're a techie you can find it and hack into it like I did. They do intentionally cut you off here. As my roommate, a professional psychotherapist, noted, Haystack is "extremely patronizing" to its visitors (especially the paying ones), to a psychologically unhealthy degree. You will obey or you will be scorned, in a subtle passive aggressive hippie way of course. Liberal guilt is HEAVY here. They may as well hand out self-flogging paddles when you check in.
This place is RIPE for a good parody by Saturday Night Live. SNL writers, message me if you need material... even the deliberately mediocre (non-threatening) selection of books in the bookstore is begging for a comedy skit...
Lastly, be aware that when you are told to "take care to not to spend too much time outdoors because the UV index is high," what it really means is that the National Weather Service office in Caribou, Maine has issued an Advisory that there are high levels of toxic particulate pollution in the air over the Deer Isle coastal area and you are urged to stay indoors, something that happens with some frequency here given that Maine has resorted to burning its garbage for energy since it shipped many of its other industries overseas in the globalization frenzy and therefore things are pretty much on the edge of desperation economically. The American Lung Association has studied the air pollution problems in Maine and gives Hancock county, where Deer Isle is located, a D grade in general (yes, on a A,B,C,D,F scale), not just on the really bad days that warrant a National Weather Service Health Advisory.
Yeah, the things you can find on the internet can burst the bubble. That is true, so I can see why they consider it a threat. But we are adults, we can handle the truth, hopefully. You can choose to regress into a fictional childhood bubble where you're told "everything is wonderful," or you can face reality with courage and strength and honesty and grow up. And art and design that is based in the former is often terrible, and art and design that is based in the latter is generally qualitatively much better. The idea that you need to regress into a childlike bubble to make art is just wrong and shows a lack of understanding of what art really is.
If you do go, choose your instructor wisely, as I did.