Steph C.
Yelp
We came into a turducken just after Thanksgiving 2022. My husband Matt B. did a colleague a work favor during the holiday week, and the colleague said that he'd send a turducken if Matt got it done by the Wednesday. Matt thought he was joking until the turducken arrived on our doorstep.
I knew a turducken was a sort of Russian nesting doll of poultry, but had never seen one before and wasn't sure what we were meant to do with it, other than stick the huge box in our garage freezer and worry about it later. Thankfully, it came with cooking instructions. Also thankfully, we were scheduled to host Christmas Eve for a crowd of twenty people.
The turducken came from Hebert's Specialty Meats, apparently the visionaries behind this multibird monstrosity (the origins are contested, but the Hebert brothers have a solid claim). It looked sort of like a turkey, but without the bones, something a little horror movie-like about that. The turkey was stuffed with a boneless duck, which was stuffed in turn with a boneless chicken. There were layers of cornbread dressing and pork sausage stuffing separating the three birds, and everything was seasoned and vacuum sealed before getting frozen and shipped off to our doorstep.
It took days to defrost this thing, and it was still a little frozen when we stuck it in the oven, borrowing a friend's roasting pan. I was worried it wouldn't cook up right, but it roasted beautifully, making the house fragrant for hours. The turducken required very little work and no particular kitchen skills. It came out great, making an impressive, unique centerpiece for our Christmas Eve dinner. Easy to carve, too, with no bones in the way. All three birds were tender and tasty, and I loved the cornbread and pork stuffing.
We ate I think about two thirds of the turducken, and the rest went into freezer bags that I eventually plan to eat. I was pretty happy with this fortuitous holiday feast. If you want to buy or gift an unusual dinner for a large group of people, Hebert's Specialty Meats will sling you a fat turducken any time you please.