Fox E.
Yelp
I have something special for you
When in Hempstead with nothing to do
Forget Roast Beef from Arby
And instead take your Barbie
For some Hill Country BBQ!
I kind of want to give this place a 4-star rating, because while we didn't love the barbecue, we didn't really hate it either. It was not bad. Somewhere between a 3 and a 4 but I would usually definitely round up to 4 considering it's a little family-owned place in the middle of nowhere on the roadside, and they make a good effort with their decor and advertising and whatnot.
But then there's a little problem. Like a couple of others, we had pretty awful service here, to the extent which I would say we were treated pretty badly - some of the worst service we had on the trip which included a good 100 or so places in College Station Austin San Marcos and San Antonio. I know Barbie came in dressed like a porn star, but we were the only customers in the place for the entire 20 mins we were here, and the girl behind the counter could not hide her disdain for my Bae, and to a lesser degree (perhaps by association), for me.
Top notch owners would say "oh sorry for the attitude received, I'll have a word", but this dude (judging by other responses) prefers "it never happened, everyone loves us, you're full of sh**" type responses (to paraphrase).
It's out in the rural areas between College Station and Houston so we thought the service would be great, or at least warm or friendly, but nah. It's in a tiny little town but the girl glared at Barbie, barely said a word, and didn't appreciate us asking questions about what was more popular and what we should order. Prices aren't cheap but then a lot of barbecue places are like that, so that wasn't the issue.
I noticed many, many 5 star reviews (on here and google) by people who have almost no other reviews, and use the same spelling mistakes and punctuation errors and unique phrases. Not to mention, the owner keeps getting mentioned in so many of those curious 5-star reviews. Fake reviews don't put me off a place, but when you combine that with the owner getting overly defensive over people giving honest bad reviews (I assume honest because we had such a similar bad experience), you get the idea. I mean the owner's name is mentioned more than almost any of the food types on Yelp. And for a tiny town place with not too much media coverage to get over a hundred reviews on Yelp and over a thousand views on Google is odd. Especially with so many places that have been in business longer, get way more traffic, are more popular, with maybe 6 reviews on Yelp and 30 reviews on Google. So you can draw your own conclusions.
If it wasn't for the service and those factors I would probably give at least a 4-star. Ironically, I deduct a star for the social media behaviour (in part), which will probably lead to me getting my own defensive message, which will probably lead to me lowering the star rating. But let's not count our chickens, or our cows in this case.