Madison H.
Yelp
Oh my goodness. Oh. My. Goodness.
I just got home from the hippodrome after going for the first time, and I won't be returning again. The show I saw (witnessed? some verb that suggests I watched something dreadful) was absolutely terrible. I would rather be violently ill than see another production there. I would rather clip a strangers toenails. I'd rather have been tasked with sweeping up the entire place before ever seeing something there again.
Awful, awful show, and not for any reason that you might expect (and subsequently accept) from a local theatre. I don't know if I could even pinpoint the most awful aspects, because rest assured it wasn't only the horrendous acting (there were some, very few, highlights, but it only made the bad acting more apparent), or poor production value. I could decry the place for days and still feel like I wasn't doing my own misery justice.
For one, we went to see the "All-Girl Frankenstein", which was like a bastardization of anything that you'd assume when you see a poster with that name and a photoshopped image of a lady-stein. It was just a bunch of women playing men, much of which was just...totally unnecessary? as well as a totally deceptive (definitely not what was advertised). And rest assured, if a bit of mendacity from the production team isn't alarming, know that the play itself had enough bizarre, uncomfortable, and sometimes almost pedophilic, sexuality to make sure the whole family is running out screaming.
Throw in some awkward, absolutely cringe-inducing interpretive dance, and you've got what has to be the worst play I've ever, in my life, experienced.
Oh! Also, we bought a chocolate bar from their concession stand while walking into the theatre, which we started to eat in the twenty minutes before the show started, only to be quite literally yelled at across the theatre by an employee handing out playbills. There weren't any signs, and they Sold It To Us! Only to be yelled at like schoolchildren? Extremely, extremely unprofessional and rude.
And at such a price!! The play was bad (and rapey) enough for me and my girlfriend to be traumatized, but maybe if we weren't sitting here feeling bamboozled we'd maybe perhaps consider at least returning to the venue for a film. No chance, whatsoever. Won't be stepping into the Hipp ever again.