Marilyn B.
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Ever since I was a teenager I've had this yellow Hog's Breath Saloon t-shirt that I thought was very funny..."Hog's breath is better than no breath at all." I've cherished it and kept it in good condition. It never dawned on me that I could actually visit this mythical place in real life. So I just forgot about it. For 45 years. And then this year we thought why not go someplace warm during the winter for a vacation? I hear the Keys are nice, let's go there. So we do our research on things to do, places to go, hotels to stay at and I discover there's a Hog's Breath Saloon in Key West!!! What??? You mean I can go there? Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus! And he's at the Hog's Breath Saloon in Key West, Florida. This became a pilgrimage for me. When we drove onto the island I suggested we stop here and there before we hit the bar, and my boyfriend was like "NO. We are going straight to the saloon. We are not taking any chances of getting sidetracked and missing this." We get closer and closer to it and we're in this kind of parking lot and I'm looking all around for it and...where is it? Is it this building with almost no signage that looks like a garage in a parking lot? We walk around the building and finally find a sign and realize that we're in the right place! So it's even better than I imagined. I'd seen the live cams of the interior so I kind of knew what that would look like, but I didn't think it would be a total dive bar. And I'm so glad it is! I love it there. If I ever became a bartender, that's where I would want to work. We had two beers and soaked up the atmosphere, and talked to some nice tourists. We didn't sample the food so I don't know what the vegan options are, if there are any, but the tourists we spoke to said their food was really good, even though what they ordered was not vegan. I spent a long time in the gift shop trying to decide on what to buy and noticed they don't have the yellow shirt that I have from the 70's, which makes it unique and worth about $50 today (plus mine is from the original location in Fort Walton Beach). So I got a red one instead, and my boyfriend bought me a black jacket. I purchased their seasoned salt as a gift for my brother for watching our house while we were gone. He loves salt. I don't think I'll ever go back to the Keys (I go to one place, see the heck out of it and then have no need to ever go back) but man, this is one place I'd consider going back to just to hang out and die there. The next morning I tuned into the live cams to see what was happening and saw a chicken resting on the stage! Such a cool place even the chickens want to stay all night.