Holey Moley Golf Club Houston

I have been going to Holey Moley since they opened. When I lived 18 minutes away, I would come to Holey Moley after ice skating at the galleria (7 minutes from galleria), after playing golf, or just to have a drink and eat good food! It’s one of my favorite places in Houston that’s why now that I live 2 hours away, this place is still worth the drive! I love their cute, unique mini golf courses, the choice of music, the adorable food and drinks that are fairly priced and super yummy! I love that the team has fun energy and stay attentive to what you need. However, this previous time that I went on Aug 7th, I decided to try the private karaoke room with my friends who love to do karaoke. Let me tell you.. that part was not worth it. On Mondays-Thursdays, the karaoke room is $80 for 1 hour and $120 for 1.5 hours. Even though Holey Moley has some of the best choice of music, the actual karaoke room does not. Basically if you want a specific artist, it had very limited songs from that artist and some that you didn’t even know existed. The instrumental part is not that loud and your voice is louder, there needs to be a better blend of that. A lot of the songs showed incorrect lyrics and it kept messing us up even though we know the real lyrics. It was also kind of hot in there just with 5 people, I can’t imagine how hot it would be with 15. They have a tall fan or ac unit in the room but none of the team members that I asked knew how to work it. All of this doesn’t allow you to have the best karaoke experience. Save your money, don’t pay $120 like I did for honestly a bad karaoke experience. I hope one day the Holey Moley team can fix that or get a different karaoke system because I know y’all have the best everything else. The concept of a private room is great but I know y’all can make the experience better. My friends and I tried to make the best of it and you know good company makes any place fun. I still give 5 stars because I really love this place and the team! Pics are from the previous time I came and one from Halloween 2024. Definitely make the drive here, look at their prices online (I included a few pics of some prices) and please tip your servers, they deserve a good tip!

A great place to bring the whole family, and they even have adult time after 8pm. Food was fantastic. The choice of 3 courses was fun. No hole was the same. Awesome place if you are looking for something fun to do. This is not your typical miniature golf course.

This was my first time at Holey Moley, and I absolutely loved the ambience! The signs and photos everywhere make it the perfect spot for taking cute pictures, and on top of that, you can enjoy golfing across three different courses—so there’s plenty of variety. The drinks were another highlight; the presentation was top-notch, and they tasted just as amazing. The karaoke room is also a must-try—affordably priced and spacious enough to fit up to 18 people. I can’t wait to come back and enjoy myself here again! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

December 11, 2024: We had such a great time here! It was our first visit, and I made a reservation through their website, super easy to navigate. I wasn’t sure if they allowed walk-ins, but they do. Our booking was for one hour, covering 18 holes (2 course) Upon arrival, the staff gave us a quick orientation and we jumped right into the game. We ordered three drinks, a beer and two cocktails, honestly, I forgot the exact names, but I’ll update this review once I remember. The music was a little loud for my taste. At the bar, they checked in on us just enough while still giving us space to enjoy the experience. That said, I expected the drinks to be a bit better, especially considering all the hype. We will be back to try Course 3!

We are visiting Houston for the first time from the UK. This was our first stop & we had a great time. Emily was so attentive and great fun. Great drinks, great atmosphere!

We had such a great time! Loved the environment and staff, especially Dylan the magician! He was absolutely amazing & made our night!! We loved his magic tricks, so fun to watch him. Absolutely recommend this cool location.

We did the 4 for 40 and it really only took us about 20 minutes and we had the area to ourselves. Afterwards we hung out in the dining area! The service during and after the game was great! We had an orange vanilla frozen drink that came with or without alcohol. Totally recommend.

Super cute and fun course. Not super hard! I’ve been to some that made me feel like they don’t want me to succeed 😅 this one is challenging but manageable for beginners or people who suck (like me). Food menu are typical apps, pizza and burgers. They had a drink I wanted but were out of the alcohol, but the waiter was really nice and apologetic, and did his best to accommodate us. They have the 3 courses as well as a few arcade games. Nice for date night or fun with families, but the course is very petite so big families may get in the way for others.

A fun place, with good drinks, and the magician, Alex, was fantastic. I especially liked the disappearing Torregosa trick - epic sleight of attention and brain squirrels. This was an unexpected treat. The mini golf was great too. My wife suggested it as a change from our usual date night, dinner, drinks, and maybe a movie type outing. I was skeptical at first, but she was right (of course) and we had an absolute blast. Lots of holes. So many great holes and required word counts so I can say we liked the joint.

This place is terrific! Lots of fun, great food for the family and if you get lucky they have an amazing magician named Alex. I have no idea how he does any of it but he'll definitely blow your head off if you're lucky enough to be there when he's performing.

Ambiance the magician Alex Rangel really interacts with his audience not mention he is hilarious! Definitely recommend!

If you need a place to go for an evening full of activities, Holey Moley is a good choice. It's a one stop shop for mini golf, karaoke, food, and arcade games! That being said, none of these individual experiences could stand alone as worthwhile. The mini golf is fun, but the courses aren't particularly inspired. There are better indoor mini golf places available in Houston. The karaoke was pretty standard. Our group of about 10 rented a private room. Great song selection, and two mics to pass around. However, the room was too warm and we'd have to step out to get some fresh air. If you're planning to order food in the karaoke room, there's not a ton of table space either. Speaking of food, they offer standard fare for these types of places - sandwiches, pizza, nachos, etc. It's all serviceable but nothing exceptional. They also have a selection of drinks (although they were out of ingredients for the drink I wanted). Parking isn't great either. We ended up parking a long walk away on a neighboring street. Overall, there's nothing impressive going on here. If you're just looking for mini golf, or for karaoke, or for food, there are better options. But if you just want a single location to organize a night of activities, Holey Moley is a good choice!

December 11, 2024: We had such a great time here! It was our first visit, and I made a reservation through their website, super easy to navigate. I wasn't sure if they allowed walk-ins, but they do. Our booking was for one hour, covering 18 holes (2 course) Upon arrival, the staff gave us a quick orientation and we jumped right into the game. We ordered three drinks, a beer and two cocktails, honestly, I forgot the exact names, but I'll update this review once I remember. The music was a little loud for my taste. At the bar, they checked in on us just enough while still giving us space to enjoy the experience. That said, I expected the drinks to be a bit better, especially considering all the hype. We will be back to try Course 3!

We went as a group of eight coworkers and had a great time at noon on a Friday. Good food even though it's a bar kitchen. Server checked on us and accommodated our special requests. Very well decorated. Sound system and song selection were very updated. Price was ok. Bathrooms have wheelchair access and stall, plus baby changing table. Honest to goodness salad and the pizza was remarkably good. Beware the parking situation; use the garage if you're not a confident driver. Really efficient and friendly service. They have lockers to rent if everyone brought purses but you don't want to crowd the room. I think any more than eight people would be too much for the room size. They have small fans in the room, but they get hot quick because we had so much fun. 79 degrees if you believe the readout on the fan. The Holey Moley place is inside a movie theater / parking garage so you will see the signs for that first.

We had so much fun here! The bar had good food and drinks. The courses, while kind of squished up in different areas, had fun themes and were nicely crafted. I would absolutely come back!

Don't waste your time or money here . This place is small and super overpriced and crowed with long lines for each holes . And super loud music blasting in your ear With over priced crapy food and drinks and tickets to even get inside here . The staff here sucks and don't have common sense for brains and there really rude and disrespectful to . Overall don't waste your time money or patience here .

This is a fun spot. I came by with a few friends for a work-related event and enjoyed myself. I was surprised to learn that this has taken over the arcade location by Edwards Greenway Palace. We managed to snag street parking and made our way inside. Keep in mind you would probably need to do paid parking inside the Edwards garage as there are usually no spots open on the street. We tried some of their pepperoni pizza, chips and guac, and delicious drinks! I had a mango cocktail that was lovely with a tajin rim. The food options were also pretty tasty and overall what you would expect for a mini golf spot. The booths were nice for socializing and they had a wide variety of seating options. Next we made our way to the mini golf stations - there were two rooms that had very cool themes for each station! My favorite was the circular course. It's a nice spot for a group of friends, though the stations are definitely on the smaller side. However, we never felt too cramped with our group of 7-8 folks. All the staff were very friendly and helpful. This is a nice spot for a mini golf date night or hangout with friends, especially if you find yourself in the building for a movie at Edwards. The food was pretty good too, better than I expected for a mini golf spot. I would probably come back if my friends ever want to do mini golf again!

DO NOT GO HERE FOR DATE NIGHT!!!! If you are expecting something like The Puttery, it's not even close! Think Chuck E. Cheese with golf. They come on the loud speaker with an air horn to announce "we have a birthday!" The golf is crammed into what would be an average size living room, kids everywhere. I will never ever ever go back! Actually really want my $59.10 back for 18 holes of golf!!!

I've been to a couple of places that are similar to this. I will say that I enjoyed this place for multiple reasons other than the actual golf itself.. There are 3 courses. We only did 2 which was 18 holes and that seemed to be enough for us. As far as the actual holes in the courses. I think I've seen better at other mini golf locations, but I really liked this place because of everything else that they had going on. They have arcades, they have karaoke rooms, they have lockers to store your stuff, they have a live DJ during the weekend, they have really good food, And they have a bar /restaurant located in the middle of the courses. They even have entertainment on the weekends. We had a magician come up to us, which was a cool added feature to our night. Overall, it was a really cool vibe. I will definitely go again. The only thing I would say is that the service took a while when we were ordering drinks. But it was also a Saturday so just be mindful of the weekend. It gets pretty busy.

Had a blast hanging out in the bar area. We ordered a pizza and some drinks then were surprised by the magician that was bouncing around between tables. He did a few tricks for us while we enjoyed our drinks. I believe his name was Alex. We will definitely be back for food, drinks, and hopefully more magic!

We had fun and made the most of our Night here. It was A little smaller then we thought it would be. Drinks were super expensive here. $27 for two drinks ( I suggest you pregame or you'll be spending a band) The holes were cute and well designed, however they were all very small. It was super crowded for the tiny rooms so it felt like you were waiting in line for most of the time. Tiktok definitely made it look bigger and better then it was.

I happen to be in the area on a business trip and I was taken to this establishment. All I can say it Holey Moley the place is amazing and they actually had a live magician. This guy Alex was great, definitely a must see on my next trip back!

Holey Moley is a cute, family friendly spot that is located in the same building as Regal Edward's Greenway Movie Theater. Upon entry, you immediately see the decor that can easily prompt the thought, "let's take a picture". Additionally, there are three courses that are unique and cutely decorated, which allows for some nice photoshoots. There is also an area that gives the vibes of a diner for you and your family/friend/boo to enjoy lunch or dinner. The loaded brisket fries here were tasty and the pina colada here is by far the best that I have ever had, no exaggeration. The cost is very affordable, in my opinion. I played two courses for the grand total of $21.66. As it relates to parking, there is minimum parking in the front of the building, however, there is free street parking around the venue along with a paid parking garage. Overall, we had a grand time!

Saw this place on TikTok and came in to try some of the fancy drinks. They were amazing and we ordered a couple appetizers. We loved Alex the magician. He was blowing our minds with his amazing tricks. Highly recommend especially if the magician Alex is there. He made our night very memorable.

We went here for a quick dessert before our movie. The brownie seemed like a store bought brownie that was played really nicely. Ambiance is catered towards the young crowd playing mini golf. Service was decent. Honestly, not horrible but I would not say it's a quality restaurant experience.

Holey Moley is the cutest mini golf in Houston! My husband and I had date night here and it was such a fun experience. We went on a week night and almost had the entire place to ourselves, so I couldn't imagine how it is on a busy night. We loved the different themes throughout the place. We were fortunate to find parking right ourside. The staff was very friendly. Would absolutely return!

First off, this place is AWESOME! Soooo much fun, esp the money blowing hole! Lots of families and 'dates' going to this place... plus the service was impeccable, kudos to Liam McKae and his team for making sure our time was fun! Also, the Gluten Free pizza was delicious!

We went 09/20/2025 and had a blast! The drinks are strong and tasty, the different themed holes are fun, and the food was tasty. However, my favorite part was the magician, Alex. He was entertaining and had me so intrigued. I would come back just to see him again!

What a fun place! We went and celebrated a birthday with all of the photo opportunities. Parking is a bit difficult if you go during prime entertainment hours, but it was worth it!

Absolutely love this place!! Nathan was such a remarkable person, love their energy! Definitely coming back! 10/10 would recommend!!!

The drinks are pricey ($16) but the golf is nice. Lots of put put routes and really good for groups. Our birthday girl had a good time. Their service is fast, we got a pizza pretty speedily and it was hot and fresh. I'd recommend bringing a group more than 3 people just so you don't breeze through all the routes!

Frankie was the BEST Bartender! I will be coming back, just to visit him! He made the recommendation for the drink pictured below! It did. It did not disappoint.

I visited here one quiet Sunday and had a nice time. Obviously. The best hole on the white course is Makin It Rain. A lot of thought was put into designing these courses, more so than other indoor or even outdoor courses as the indoor ones can be more intricate with all the electronics that can be utilized in the design. Pricing is about average compared to their competitors. You can pay for 1 course, 2, or all 3, depending on how much mini golf you'd like to play. During slow times they will probably let you pay for 1 course but play all 3 courses. Parking is probably my biggest complaint with any business in this building. Holey Moley takes up a space on the SW corner on the first level of the movie theater building.

By far my favorite mini golf experience! There are a lot of mini golf options around Houston, and this one has no fair comparison. The layout and design of the mini golf experience was very well done and the pricing was reasonable. My friend decided to treat me to this for my birthday, and we went around all 27 holes. The lines were short at each hole, and never for a minute did I feel like it was overcrowded even though it was a busy Saturday afternoon. There was fair amount of people present, but it was well spaced out, unlike another competitor I visited a while back. Each of the holes were also well designed to invite nostalgia or act as a topic starter while waiting for turns. Although I am not the greatest at mini golf not do I typically visit mini golf venues, I will definitely not hesitate to return here again! Pro tip 1: if you come here to play mini golf, might as well dine in the surroundings or go watch a movie as well in the neighboring cinemas to make the most of the $5 parking garage cost! Pro tip 2: girls, even though you can expect lots of photo ops here, please wear pants instead of skirts/dresses. Some of the games involve winds and climbing up some structures, so save yourself from any accidental embarrassment or game losses by wearing the appropriate outfits.

Next level air conditioned putt putt!! Love this place! The golf is fun, the arcade is where it's at for me!!! There was a magician Alex who was moving around the place, he had us all blown away!!! Yes that was my card!!! Really cool vibe here. Decent drinks, good eats. You will dig it!

I would say holy moly is the perfect spot for fun competition and getting to know the people you're with. There are three areas to play golf. We did too, which was the 18 hole. I would say it's a good price for what you get. The location is very scenic and Instagram for photos. Not too loud and filled with fun music. Everybody knows. I didn't have any food, but the cocktails were great. I thought I had a little too much ice in my drink, but it didn't take away from the goodness. Service was great since we were on the field playing mini golf. The servers came up to us to give us our drinks. We definitely enjoyed our time there and would go again to go to the last course we didn't get to

Good drinks good times. Fun atmosphere when we went especially Alex the magician. I used to the only magic at putt putt being how my girlfriend always ends up with a hole in 1.

Lotta fun- the drinks were on point and the magician Alex Rangel was amazing. The best review I can give is- we will

For those first time miniature golf/ putt then you've come to the right place. This place has three levels from beginner friendly to more of an advance putt course. This location is good for both kids and young adults. Definitely ideal for a good date night or family fun night. The place does have food and various drink options. Me and my friends went in looking for a good time and positive vibes. From start to finish you will have an amazing time.

We heard about the magician named Alex, that preformed here! We were mesmerized by the show he put on, it was so good! We really enjoyed it along with the good food and drinks. We can't wait to bring our friends back to see some more of Alex's performances! If you're looking for a great date night or fun night with friends, I would highly recommend Holey Moley!

Bartenders are slow. Too cramped when busy. All 27 all not maintained well and compared to other putt-putt places this place is the least innovative. Also priced higher than superior courses.

I took a date to Holey Moley on opening night, and we had a good time. There are 3 putt putt courses (9 holes each) you can play on, there's a fully stocked bar with food options, and there's even karaoke rooms to book. Beyond this, Holey Moley is located within the Regal Cinema (Greenway/Wesleyan), so, you could easily catch a movie before or afterwards. We tried the yellow course and had a good time. Each hole has a particular well thought out theme, but the layout of each hole is fairly similar in terms of difficulty and strategy. The thing I was really impressed with was the themed novelty drinks at the bar. Typically drinks of this kind can range towards the $20s, but I found each of the ones we tried to be not only affordable but also tasty. Not to mention, there's a bar in regal, but those drinks are way more over priced than these drinks, and they are arguably worse crafted drinks. Opening night was relatively chill. I was expecting a significant number of kinds hanging out and bogarting all the courses, but it was mostly adults, and I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't overly crowded. That being said, it was approximately 10pm on a Friday. One downside to this location is that parking isn't always readily available. This is for the theater as well, and while they have a parking garage with plenty of spots, you do have to pay to park. This new spot is definitely worth checking out especially if you're a putt putt enthusiast or if you have a hot date coming up. Again, worse case, you can always go to the movies afterwards. Some tips: There is limited free parking on the side and back of the building. Also, if you don't mind a brisk little walk, you can park next to the Bank of America building near Costco down the road. This area is always brightly lit, and you know there is security, because it's a bank. Cheers!!

Holey Moley! I was shocked and not in a good way. The place presents itself not as an actual mini golf venue, but a venue chasing the mini golf fad. The course rates were quite high, but were also quite small. Some of the courses had the hole only about a foot away from the start. It just doesn't seem worth it as there better options out there. All of the tables in the bar area were dirty, so we were forced to pick a dirty table to sit at and flagged down someone to clean it. They ran out of most of the cocktails on the menu, so we ended up getting 2 Espresso Martinis and a Long Island. They were pricey and not good. The drinks tasted faintly of an espresso martini, but not like an Espresso Martini and faintly similar to a long island, but not a Long Island. Also, the espresso martinis came out in tiny little glasses. Again, it just doesn't seem worth it. On the bright side, the venue makes for an IG-worthy night out. The decor is super cute and immersive. It gives new, novel, vintage disco party. I can see this place as a great place for photo ops. I probably would not come back simply because the price point does not match the value: mini golf experience and drink wise. However, I cannot speak on the food nor the karaoke. Great place for photos, but I wouldn't spend a night out here.

The logistics of entry/exit could use some work. If you park in the garage (there isn't anywhere else, they took away street parking in that area a while ago), you can enter through the movie theatre. Some of the doors to the elevator were locked, but I'm not sure if that was random, but we had to take the stairwell to the 1st floor of the movie theatre. We left close to closing time and were not able to exit the same way, so we had to walk outside. I was disappointed the golf was not electronic like Puttshack, so we decided not to play. We did order drinks and chilled in the bar area for a couple of hours. They have a few table games which kept us entertained. The service at the bar was super friendly and pleasant. They have an elaborate drink menu with fun cups, but we stuck to a basic paloma and margarita. The water cups are branded, which was a nice touch. The decor and the courses were beautiful and very eye-catching. There are also karaoke rooms of a decent size.

First time here won't be the last! We had so much fun. Especially enjoyed the magic show Alex was amazing can't wait to see him again! Taking my grandkids next time!

This place was awesome! Every hole is unique and somewhat challenging. They have very fun and festive drink that are golf themed. The service is the best, people always walking around checking if you need anything while you golf. The parking is my only complaint, your only option is the garage next to Holey Moley, it's not free and there is barely any street parking available. I think the prices are responsible compared to other golf places similar to the place. I will definitely be back, had a great time!

Had really been wanting to try this place out and glad I finnaly did! All the put put holes have a fun theme and keep you eyeing to get to the next hole. They had a full bar with surprisingly good food. I got the chopped salad which was huge and full of fresh ingredients.We were lucky enough to catch the magician, Alex, since we went on a Saturday. We are still days later trying to figure out how he did that one card trick. He was the perfect addition to the night. I would highly recommend checking this place out and go on a Saturday during adult only hours to catch the magician

Holey Moley, Guacamole! Fun little place for indoor putt putt (miniature golf). There are three courses to choose from with different themes (the more courses you choose, the more you pay). Each course takes about 20-25 minutes to complete. Due to the limited spacing, everything is a bit tight - each putt putt field is about the foot print of a small SUV. Despite this, most were designed to be a par 3 (I think), usually because of the interesting artifacts in the way, mystery holes, or dynamic obstructions (I.e. a spinning Ferris wheel). Area was clean and in working condition. The cashier was great. She was polite and professional. With that said, I wasn't happy when the payment screen asked if I wanted to give a tip. We just wanted to pay for a round of putt putt. We grabbed the putters ourselves and dispensed our own balls. What service did we pay for? I would understand if we ordered food or drinks, but come on. These uncomfortable situations make me prefer self service kiosks. We came early on a Sunday morning. Not many people were there, which was nice. We were able to find street parking for free (otherwise, you pay for garage parking), and didn't have to wait on others (or have others wait on you). I did encounter this other parent who let their kid interrupt my son's turn, but he didn't mind. They offer karaoke too. Rooms are pricier than what I'm used to, but it looked fun! They have a sit down restaurant too, but we didn't go this time. Maybe next time! The combination of all these activities in one place makes it an ideal spot for a date. Food, miniature golf, movie (attached to the movie theatre), karaoke. Oh yea, and air conditioning.

Came here for my friend's birthday. Parking is in the garage. You pay per course essentially (you can find more info on pricing online). Pretty packed on Saturday at 9 pm but we were able to get through all the holes and had fun. My friends ordered drinks and waited really long for them, to the point they had to go up & ask the status. They also have some arcade games that is an additional cost. While fun, likely won't return anytime soon & more expensive than is justified.

Holey Moley are indoor putt putt places becoming more and more popular in Houston! Thank goodness because you can only do so much in this summer heat. Holey Moley is connected to Edward's Theatre so you can park on the street or in the garage. There is very limited parking near their front door. We came on a Sunday around 10:45am and there weren't many people here, which was nice. The lady that helps us out was super enthusiastic about the place and was extremely helpful and friendly! They have 3 courses you can play, each with 9 holes. Adult prices are as follows: First course - $14 Second course - $12 Third course - $10 Kid prices are $10 per course. Each course takes about 20 minutes, unless you want to take your time like we were. Most of the courses were pretty neat, albeit pretty easy for us adults. It's definitely better for kids! My 3.5 year old enjoyed this place and wanted to go back once we left! We did not partake in the food but maybe will try that next time.

Was under the impression that after 8pm it was truly adult only and anyone under age was to leave. But kids are allowed to stay past 8 if they came in earlier that. Saw this and immediately turned and left. If you truly want an adult only experience you would lily have to book the last tee time and even then plan on children being around. I'd look elsewhere.

I've been to many mini golf spots in Houston & will say that this one ranks lower than most. Cool concept, poor execution. I went with my husband on a Tuesday, we went through 2 courses within 30 minutes. We were able to putt in our balls within 2-3 shots most of the time since the holes were so close to the starting line. The aesthetics, lights, and ambiance were all very fun and nostalgic, but the actual game play was anticlimactic. The staff were very friendly and attentive, they continued to check up on us and ask if we needed anything, along with answering all of our questions about how the courses worked. Overall, I liked the design and idea, but when it came to actual game play I wasn't very impressed.

While I like the idea, the execution is poor. Far too much is crammed into such a small place... including the number of patrons. The "holes" are extremely small (sometimes just 3' x 3'), not creative , and right on top of each other. So if there are more than 3 groups in a section at a time, you feel rushed and cramped at the same time. Employees are friendly, and the decor is cute. We didn't drink as we had our kiddos with us, but people around us seemed to enjoy their cocktails. We likely won't be back.

I had such a good time here! The energy is fun, the music is great, the drinks are creative, and the themed courses are cool! Service was fantastic all around- from check in to drinks! I would say my only complaint would be that on the website it states no one under 21 after 8pm so I called to verify because we were hoping to putt putt till around 8 and then eat there, but the lady I spoke with said my 20 year old daughter would have to leave by 8pm. Its fine if that's the rule so I made dinner reservations nearby elsewhere and we made plans to be done by 8pm, but while we were there finishing up, they announced under 18 had to leave- not 21. I was frustrated by the miscommunication and by inconsistent information on their website.

Golf was ok, but facility was playing rap music earsplitting loud and obnoxious. We left to go eat and drink elsewhere as we couldn't even hear ourselves converse at our own table. We won't be back.

We walked in and were immediately greeted! We went during their happy hour 2-5 and the strawberry margaritas were so yummy and only $9! The place was so clean and the courses were like no other! All the staff were so kind and helpful.

They need to add a negative one star! Looks more fun than I thought! Food should be more important than just an after thought! Way too many friends visiting friends that work here. I guess work ethics out the door. If food is an afterthought why even try! While we are on food! They have every thing you could think of to drink, except Unsweet Tea! WTF!!!??!!! What is it with serving sweet tea! I think the saying What The Fuck is needed here! I am sitting down to eat at a booth! I have to pay completely before the food is even started. The you have to wait the next day for napkins....... Then wait another 11 hours for anything else! Hamburger dry! Horrible bun. Veggies good and fresh! Fries very good! Water very wet! Would expect anything less! Did not play golf! Ready for school to start! With so much alcohol on the menu, not very child friendly. Drink copious amounts of alcohol..... drive with children in the car! The volume of the blaring music I would assume is to drown out the chatter of humans.... No humans in the place, one would think....... Column would have been turned down. Stopped in to eat before a movie. Worst mistake today, I can't say worst mistake ever! I have watched "Jack and the Giant". The bar was set very, incredibly, low with that one! Look at that.... I got in a movie review in this yelp review. Well I guess the one star rating stays 1 positive star!