Lauren H.
Yelp
Holler House could be a great time. It could be charming. It could have great vintage appeal.
Sadly, it's not living up to its potential whatsoever.
My friends and I went for a birthday party and made bowling reservations for 7:00. The owner didn't call her human pinsetters until we arrived, so we didn't actually bowl until 8:00. Meh, okay fine, we sat and drank a few beers. No big deal.
When the pinsetters did arrive (in pajama pants -- awkward?), it was clear they were drunk and none too pleased about being called into work. That too, we tried to forgive and laugh off. But throughout our game, they drank alcohol, smoked cigarettes, which is not only illegal, but also completely rude since they were in the presence of two pregnant women and a three-year old child, and one pinsetter actually took his shirt off. Classy.
Downstairs, the setup has the potential for a charming, vintage night of bowling, but not until they get someone in there to clean it up. Tattered and torn bowling shoes were scattered on the floor along with playing cards. There were only three chairs for the non-bowlers to sit in while it wasn't their turn. Both bathrooms need to be completely gutted to be even remotely sanitary. And it would be nice if they kept their storage closets closed, so customers didn't have to see such a disarray of bowling balls and Miller Lite boxes. Oh yeah, their bowling balls were greasy too. Ick.
Despite the mess, we made our own fun, and would've even come back had it not been for the fiasco that ensued before we left. Bowling costs $4 per person, per game. When I handed the owner a $5 bill, she gave me a cold stare, rolled her eyes and said "That's it? Most people give the pinsetters AT LEAST a $3 tip."
The rest of our group experienced the same thing as they went to pay. I think we wound up paying over $50 for what should've been a $36 round of bowling. If you want to charge $7 for bowling, then charge $7 for bowling. A $1 tip on a $4 game is a 25% tip, which, in my book, is quite generous for a drunk, shirtless, chain-smoking man who appears to have no education or skills.
Holler House, I hope you get your act together because you have the potential to be a gold mine. Have some business sense. Clean up your act, clean up your bar, and please, clean up your manners.